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By smh - 27/06/2013 23:37 - United States - Milltown

Today, my sister called me up extremely excited because she found out Flo Rida is from Florida. She's 22. FML

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You deserved it 3 981

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By "Noelle Diane Irwin" - 21/02/2019 16:00

Today, I just found out that my sister slept with the guy that I have had a crush on for years and that she may or may not be pregnant with his child. FML

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You deserved it 278

By Closingwild - 21/07/2012 06:18 - Mexico - Zapopan

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my sister, but they already knew each other from my sister's work. She's an exotic dancer. FML

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You deserved it 2 682

By gross - 11/06/2016 07:56 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, at 19 years of age, I finally saw a nude girl in real life. Specifically, my sister. FML

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You deserved it 2 079

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2020 23:02

Today, my 35 year-old sister, who has no job or life, came downstairs and told me she knows I can hear her thoughts. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2022 22:00 - United States - Boiling Springs

Today, I found out my 11 year-old's best friend, who is two months older than her, is also her sister. FML

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You deserved it 127

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2019 12:00 - Australia

Today, I found out via Facebook that my older sister just had another baby, a whole week ago, whose name is my middle name. No one told me. I didn't even know she was pregnant. FML

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You deserved it 384

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2012 20:17 - United States - Aurora

Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML

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You deserved it 3 634

By THANKS4theINFO - 23/05/2010 23:15 - United States

Today, I was watching a movie at my girlfriend's house with her and her parents. There was a part where a brother and sister kissed, so I said "where'd they come from, Alabama?" Today is also the day I found out my girlfriend's parents are from Alabama. FML

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You deserved it 38 710

By Kellye - 16/09/2009 00:24 - United States

Today, my father called me for the first time in two weeks since I moved away. Excited, I answered the phone. It was a mistake. He thought he'd called my sister. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 332

You deserved it 2 522

By Anonymous - 01/03/2015 19:03 - United States - Springfield

Today, my sister came out of the closet. By which I mean she came out as the pregnant mother of my boyfriend's child. FML

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You deserved it 3 034

CrissyyyS2 22

Friday 28 June 2013 9:40

Wait... He is!? I had nooo idea.

CallMeWindSock 24

Friday 28 June 2013 9:41

Flo Rida: the pinnacle of human creativity.

Comments

moonfal 21

Saturday 29 June 2013 4:27

I didn't realise this, out of obliviousness. And not paying attention to what is music is in.

mr_jack_meoff 5

Saturday 29 June 2013 4:50

Send me your sisters phone number, I love to bang crazy chicks.they are one wild Rida .

terecgtza 7

Saturday 29 June 2013 5:17

is she blond?

skyttlz 32

Sunday 30 June 2013 6:22

I didn't realize it until I was 17

kalynbruhh37 5

Sunday 30 June 2013 6:40

OH MY GOSH!!!!! I can't wait to tell all my friends!!!!

Randomness90 27

Sunday 30 June 2013 19:44

Hey :D I'm the one who moderated this!

courtneybelle718 9

Sunday 30 June 2013 23:03

I didn't know that either. BLONDE POWER

wvcheesehead1 9

Sunday 30 June 2013 23:57

More people probably know this than know who their congressional representativess are. Who gives a flying shit, about entertainers lives.

sammyyjo 7

Sunday 4 August 2013 20:38

I didn't know that!

dynamite9988 16

Monday 9 September 2013 19:14

Wow really?????? She must have a dump brain no offense

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Today, one of my roommates blew a fuse by running a personal heater on full overnight. I notified our landlady that I had to get a new fuse; she came over to pay me for it. Only as I heard landlady's horn did I see another roommate's girlfriend's car; she stayed overnight and isn't allowed to. Both roomies got evicted and blamed me. FML

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Today, I got stuck behind a guy riding his bike 20 mph below the speed limit. I honked, cursed, screamed, and yelled, before finally managing to overtake him. Once I got home, I went outside to get the paper, and discovered that the biker lives just two doors down from me. FML

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Today, my boyfriend came home from being deployed for the past 3 months. As soon as he gets out of the car, he walks right past me and goes to hug his dog. FML

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Today, as things were finally heating up with a guy I'm interested in, his ex-girlfriend from two months ago called. Guess who's pregnant and guess who's still in a seven-month dry spell. FML

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Today, after months of my doctor telling me that my heart palpitations are simply due to anxiety, and that I'm perfectly healthy, I decided to weight train to face my fears. Two hours later, I was in the emergency room. FML

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Today, I helped my girlfriend pick out a pretty dress for a corporate event. It turns out the first use it was going to see was a date with her side dick. FML

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