are you sure u didn't just wet the bed and come up with some elaborate (lame) excuse? I mean what type of phone vibrates and sounds like that... specially muffled by a pillow and mattress ?

Woah, It's Mike Sorentino with Barry Manilow's haircut.^

wear diapers next time

You have issues! My phone vibration certainly doesn't replicate a plane crashing into my house.. You just fail.

do you also wake up in the night to go and pee and run as fast you can to your bed when you're done doing your business because you think a demon is behind you too, OP?

What kind of phone vibrating sounds like that?!

54. hey I do that!!! you got to love the way our bodies work when we are frighten

Lmfaoo

was it a nokia?

Couldn't have put any better myself

Why must so many Fml'ers be such damn Grammar Nazis? If someone doesn't capitalize something, does it really effect you at all?

40- As KaySL hinted, it's "affect". Lol

Grammar Nazis FTW.

my grammar is crap but this was rather funny

affect*

I know. I wonder if OP is normally a scary cat. look on the bright side; at least it wasn't a plane about to crash into your home.

you're*

I am thinking this is a false statement. I can't imagine it being that loud.

hey you never know. my old phone's vibrate sounded like a huge ass bug flapping it's wings.

or close to their ear the vibrate to the bed could sound like it

maybe they lied about it being a phone... I'll let your minds think of what else it might be... lol :)

vibrate.....

satisfaction ;)

33 WIN ^^