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are you sure u didn't just wet the bed and come up with some elaborate (lame) excuse? I mean what type of phone vibrates and sounds like that... specially muffled by a pillow and mattress ?
You have issues! My phone vibration certainly doesn't replicate a plane crashing into my house.. You just fail.
What kind of phone vibrating sounds like that?!
54. hey I do that!!! you got to love the way our bodies work when we are frighten
was it a nokia?
Couldn't have put any better myself
Why must so many Fml'ers be such damn Grammar Nazis? If someone doesn't capitalize something, does it really effect you at all?
my grammar is crap but this was rather funny
affect*
I know. I wonder if OP is normally a scary cat. look on the bright side; at least it wasn't a plane about to crash into your home.
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maybe they lied about it being a phone... I'll let your minds think of what else it might be... lol :)
paranoid much? or just live really close to an active runway? lol
woahh I don't think you should put your phone on vibrate anymore :)
wow really? that'd be a much louder situation! but maybe you're just paranoid and crazy. fyl but you kinda deserve ot
lol i had something like that, but i didnt react that badly, i was just freaking out like wtf 0.0
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wow your a dumbass
That is one pissed off vibrate.