Today, I woke up in a panic to what sounded like a plane about to crash into my house. I was so scared, I peed myself and passed out. It was just my cell phone vibrating under my pillow. FML
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zmoney314
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wow your a dumbass
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We_Li_Ve_Fr_Ee
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That is one pissed off vibrate.
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We_Li_Ve_Fr_Ee
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That is one pissed off vibrate.
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jcrob
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are you sure u didn't just wet the bed and come up with some elaborate (lame) excuse? I mean what type of phone vibrates and sounds like that... specially muffled by a pillow and mattress ?
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KiddNYC1O
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Woah, It's Mike Sorentino with Barry Manilow's haircut.^
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bravesfan112233
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wear diapers next time
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abbi96x
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You have issues! My phone vibration certainly doesn't replicate a plane crashing into my house.. You just fail.
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imacreeper
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do you also wake up in the night to go and pee and run as fast you can to your bed when you're done doing your business because you think a demon is behind you too, OP?
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Darth_Naru
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What kind of phone vibrating sounds like that?!
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chuymac
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54. hey I do that!!!
you got to love the way our bodies work when we are frighten
you got to love the way our bodies work when we are frighten
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PurpleRae420
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Lmfaoo
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MehrunesDagon456
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was it a nokia?
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berrygirl2014
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wow...FIRST
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zmoney314
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wow your a dumbass
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ahole123
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Couldn't have put any better myself
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KaySL
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I could:
"Wow, you're a dumbass."
See, that wasn't so difficult, was it?
"Wow, you're a dumbass."
See, that wasn't so difficult, was it?
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Lapy_fml
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Why must so many Fml'ers be such damn Grammar Nazis? If someone doesn't capitalize something, does it really effect you at all?
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KaySL
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Capitalisation isn't a problem, but not being able to tell the difference between "your" and "you're" is pretty much the epitome of stupidity and deserves to be mocked by the entire community. Please stop sleeping through kindergarten and/or English classes, and maybe such unbelievably poor English will cease to exist.
But seriously, since this doesn't "effect" you either, doesn't bitching about my mockery make you a bit of a hypocritical fuck? Discuss.
But seriously, since this doesn't "effect" you either, doesn't bitching about my mockery make you a bit of a hypocritical fuck? Discuss.
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KiddNYC1O
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40- As KaySL hinted, it's "affect". Lol
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PoserDisposer
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Grammar Nazis FTW.
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nate_msm
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my grammar is crap but this was rather funny
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ILoveSomeFun
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affect*
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kder0aeon
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I know. I wonder if OP is normally a scary cat. look on the bright side; at least it wasn't a plane about to crash into your home.
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yermum6798
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you're*
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anon2468
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and it sounded like a plane crashing...? hmm.. that's one powerful vibrate. :P
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RockstarRN
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I am thinking this is a false statement. I can't imagine it being that loud.
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OceanBreathesSal
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hey you never know. my old phone's vibrate sounded like a huge ass bug flapping it's wings.
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DeadxManxWalking
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or close to their ear the vibrate to the bed could sound like it
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luvppl
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maybe they lied about it being a phone... I'll let your minds think of what else it might be... lol :)
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afdude87
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paranoid much? or just live really close to an active runway? lol
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manny2
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what kind of ringtone was THAT?
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swimchica22
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vibrate.....
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imacreeper
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satisfaction ;)
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nate_msm
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33 WIN ^^
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tbreezy180
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woahh I don't think you should put your phone on vibrate anymore :)
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DreaminOfMusic
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wow really? that'd be a much louder situation! but maybe you're just paranoid and crazy. fyl but you kinda deserve ot
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babycakess10
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I sleep with my phone on viberate under my pillow every night and it doesn't remotely sound like there's a plane crashing into my house when it vibrates while I'm sleeping..?
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kevinophamaa
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lol i had something like that, but i didnt react that badly, i was just freaking out like wtf 0.0