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By Tooloud - 24/03/2013 23:21 - Canada

Today, my roommates decided to hold an intervention. They told me I would have to break up with my boyfriend because they don't want people having sex in our apartment during college exams. My boyfriend agreed. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2020 02:01

Today, my roommate informed me that I need to move out, due to me having sex with his boyfriend. Even though he gave us permission, and told us to use protection. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/07/2009 04:21 - United States

Today, I just found out that my current boyfriend and my ex-boyfriend are rooming together at college. Visits are going to be extremely awkward. FML

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By Kiddo - 02/09/2013 06:49 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, after months of patiently waiting, I finally got my roommates out of the house for the night so I could have sex with my boyfriend for the first time without being interrupted. He couldn't get it up. FML

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By stupidgirl - 30/09/2010 05:31 - United States

Today, I changed all my plans, after months of him begging me to, so I could go to the same university as my long-term boyfriend. After I sent in my deposit, he told me we couldn't live together in college because I was "invading his space." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2015 06:42 - France - Cateri

Today, I had a boyfriend who wanted to wait until marriage before having sex. When I came home, I realised he must have married my roommate. FML

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By itsemilyc - 02/02/2015 19:34 - United States - Byron Center

Today, my boyfriend "accidentally" had sex with my roommate. FML

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By outofluckatcollege - 27/08/2016 07:33 - United States - Lewisville

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. It wouldn't be so bad if we weren't stuck rooming together for the rest of a semester that hasn't even started yet. FML

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By katelouise2102 - 29/11/2010 12:39 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to make up a boyfriend to stop my lesbian roommate coming onto me. FML

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By Cindy - 05/06/2023 15:00

Today, my boyfriend’s parents saw me making out with my other boyfriend. They’re now asking me to pay them 300€, or they’ll tell him I’m cheating. They know I’m broke and that if we break up I’ll be homeless. FML

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By DormHater - 23/08/2010 23:09 - United States

Today, I helped move my current boyfriend into his new dorm room. This would've been fine if I didn't have to do this while avoiding eye contact with my ex-boyfriend, who just happens to be my boyfriend's new roommate. FML

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MakeTodayADTR 20

Monday 25 March 2013 9:23

Maybe they would like you more if you shared your popcorn xD

Lacist 19

Monday 25 March 2013 9:25

Worry about your exams, you don't need assholes like him anyway.

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AngelSpit 18

Tuesday 26 March 2013 6:37

why does that seem like an elaborate way of telling the joke "what's the smartest thing to come out of a woman's mouth? her boyfriend's dick"

connersmom 4

Tuesday 26 March 2013 8:18

Wow!!!

Chucklikesbacon 12

Wednesday 27 March 2013 8:34

Well, at least that proved that you don't need to waste any more time on him.

Ibeatmyself 3

Wednesday 27 March 2013 14:28

Sounds like your bf and the roommates have a thing going on

Mandie56 4

Wednesday 27 March 2013 15:31

Why don't you guys just have sex somewhere else???

Meisliz 8

Wednesday 31 July 2013 6:08

did he actually break up with you or just agree to not have sex during exams?

Jebitesevsi 11

Friday 17 January 2014 3:10

It's a valid concern. People shouldn't be bothered during exam time, just because someone wants to have sex.

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