Today, my roommates decided to hold an intervention. They told me I would have to break up with my boyfriend because they don't want people having sex in our apartment during college exams. My boyfriend agreed. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my roommate informed me that I need to move out, due to me having sex with his boyfriend. Even though he gave us permission, and told us to use protection. FML
Today, I just found out that my current boyfriend and my ex-boyfriend are rooming together at college. Visits are going to be extremely awkward. FML
Today, after months of patiently waiting, I finally got my roommates out of the house for the night so I could have sex with my boyfriend for the first time without being interrupted. He couldn't get it up. FML
Today, I changed all my plans, after months of him begging me to, so I could go to the same university as my long-term boyfriend. After I sent in my deposit, he told me we couldn't live together in college because I was "invading his space." FML
Today, I had a boyfriend who wanted to wait until marriage before having sex. When I came home, I realised he must have married my roommate. FML
Today, my boyfriend "accidentally" had sex with my roommate. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. It wouldn't be so bad if we weren't stuck rooming together for the rest of a semester that hasn't even started yet. FML
Today, I had to make up a boyfriend to stop my lesbian roommate coming onto me. FML
Today, my boyfriend’s parents saw me making out with my other boyfriend. They’re now asking me to pay them 300€, or they’ll tell him I’m cheating. They know I’m broke and that if we break up I’ll be homeless. FML
Today, I helped move my current boyfriend into his new dorm room. This would've been fine if I didn't have to do this while avoiding eye contact with my ex-boyfriend, who just happens to be my boyfriend's new roommate. FML
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MakeTodayADTR 20
Maybe they would like you more if you shared your popcorn xD
Lacist 19
Worry about your exams, you don't need assholes like him anyway.
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Comments (55)
birdierising 16
Why on earth do your roommates have that much control over your life? Saying he couldn't come over during exams would accomplish the same thing.
MakinMills 12
Well, a real relationship isn't all about sex...
AKGirlinSD 20
Actually, George became very smart, while not having sex. Elaine became stupid.
AKGirlinSD 20
Thank you! That was my initial thought too. And if he told the roommates beforehand, then they would go along with it so OP wouldn't start a fight. We have no idea how their relationship was, except that she's loud while having sex. Or maybe the roommates were tired of her being so loud, they approached the boyfriend, and he said he was planning to end things anyways. I'm in, no way, saying this was a fantastic way of dumping someone (because there really isn't one) but the boyfriend could have dumped OP in private.
charvisioku 22
Because asking if you'd be considerate and not have noisy sex during exam season is just too logical for them. Idiots.
iwadasn 33
I'm guessing her friends tried that already since they were apparently desperate enough to stage an intervention. That seems like a last-ditch effort to resort to when nothing else has worked.
pogomonkey83 5
You should definitely seduce one of them and have loads of noisy sex
Jharrist89 12
He must be Gay or something..
Silly_Lilly6969 23
Oh well
fksfsdhfsdfh 26
Waht? Thatz not nyce
godfathermock 19
I know it takes some effort at times to get in the mood...but sex is a good stress reliever. Shame on them.