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By  RichardPencil  |  30

You're wasting your money. You're not going to get any human person to voluntarily have sex with you.

So, you can hire a prostitute.

Or find an anthropomorphic frog.

Or hire a frog prostitute.

By  Brightside86  |  27

Tinder is a numbers game, but also maybe gets some professional pictures done.
It's a weird situation because most women match something like 90% of men but most men match with about 0.6% of women.

My buddy was in the same situation, and he fixed his problem by changing is opening line to be a few things about him instead of the typical pickup line crap everyone does.

Also if you wait a little while the people who already liked you will be on the top of your swiping deck so you don't have to waste your limited like supply.

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By  RichardPencil  |  30

You're wasting your money. You're not going to get any human person to voluntarily have sex with you.

So, you can hire a prostitute.

Or find an anthropomorphic frog.

Or hire a frog prostitute.

By  Brightside86  |  27

Tinder is a numbers game, but also maybe gets some professional pictures done.
It's a weird situation because most women match something like 90% of men but most men match with about 0.6% of women.

My buddy was in the same situation, and he fixed his problem by changing is opening line to be a few things about him instead of the typical pickup line crap everyone does.

Also if you wait a little while the people who already liked you will be on the top of your swiping deck so you don't have to waste your limited like supply.

By  Silver_helmet  |  5

Tinder works poorly for most guys (including me). Bear in mind that some people are there to advertise their Instagram, but most importantly that you can be presented with profiles even if you do not meet their criteria ; also Tinder will keep presenting profiles even if the person has uninstalled the app (unless they have hidden their profile).
Join a hiking / sports / volunteering / hobby group in your area instead, do something you like and make real life friends.

By  Plop  |  14

Unless you specifically just want to find hookups, I suggest you switch over to a more "proper" dating website with comprehensive profiles, where you'll be able to play off your personality. More so than in the 3 lines Tinder gives you. I don't recall ever getting a single date on Tinder, but never had trouble on actual websites.

Then again, here I'm assuming you do have an interesting personality to put forward. If you don't, you may simply want to invest in a fleshlight...