By Anonymous - 21/10/2009 03:42 - United States

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Today, my roommate revealed that the reason he's so grumpy is because he hasn't gotten laid in a year. I'm his only female friend, and the entire time he talked to me, he stared at my chest. FML
I agree, your life sucks 25 332
You deserved it 3 788

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he's got to get it from somewhere so grab a rubber and get hot and steamy with him

awesome... maybe you should have taken your top off?

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awesome... maybe you should have taken your top off?

Well then help him out.

Yeah, stop moaning about it on FML. If youre his only girl-friend and you havent fucked him by now then it stands to reason that its ALL YOURE fault that he's grumpy.

this was my thought also

he's got to get it from somewhere so grab a rubber and get hot and steamy with him

i agree with the above^^^^ he has to get it from some where right then and there u should have showed him ur tits!

AWKWARD MAXIMUS LOL

(referring to the comments) men are idiotic >.<. If your friend needs sex that badly, give him 100 bucks so he can get a hooker. I'm sure you yourself wouldn't want to do him

He's your friend, don't you want to help make him un-grumpy? At least throw him a blow job...

so what go get laid n make his day. hahaha

Some people are just so vain... I haven't been laid in over 2...

2... Minutes! : D Nope, my girl/boyfriend is back!