FML : Today, my roommate revealed that the reason he's so grumpy is because he hasn't gotten laid in a year. I'm his only female friend, and the entire time...

Today, my roommate revealed that the reason he's so grumpy is because he hasn't gotten laid in a year. I'm his only female friend, and the entire time he talked to me, he stared at my chest. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 21 October 2009 03:42 / United States

Intimacy

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By benshady | 0

#631209 - Wednesday 21 October 2009 10:45

he's got to get it from somewhere so grab a rubber and get hot and steamy with him

By topramen | 0

#631178 - Wednesday 21 October 2009 9:59

awesome...
maybe you should have taken your top off?

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By shannondotjpeg | 0

#631158 - Wednesday 21 October 2009 9:50

ROFL naww.

By isacn187 | 0

#631162 - Wednesday 21 October 2009 9:51

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

nazooer | 10

#631954 - Wednesday 21 October 2009 22:53

u fail at life

CruelHumor | 0

#2497248 - Thursday 12 May 2011 6:56

lol win^

By topramen | 0

#631178 - Wednesday 21 October 2009 9:59

awesome...
maybe you should have taken your top off?

By Cristaderzi | 0

#631185 - Wednesday 21 October 2009 10:07

Well then help him out.

youaresofucked | 0

#631429 - Wednesday 21 October 2009 15:31

Yeah, stop moaning about it on FML.

If youre his only girl-friend and you havent fucked him by now then it stands to reason that its ALL YOURE fault that he's grumpy.

angeluv_2014 | 22

#5401447 - Monday 11 March 2013 20:03

this was my thought also

By benshady | 0

#631209 - Wednesday 21 October 2009 10:45

he's got to get it from somewhere so grab a rubber and get hot and steamy with him

Ifuckedthefeartu | 30

#6712599 - Monday 14 November 2016 12:43

What if she wasn't into him, or maybe he's unattractive? Why's everyone telling op to fuck this guy, just seems weird given the minuscule info given

By Mx_Rider | 6

#631234 - Wednesday 21 October 2009 11:32

i agree with the above^^^^ he has to get it from some where

right then and there u should have showed him ur tits!

By th_fml | 0

#631249 - Wednesday 21 October 2009 11:57

AWKWARD MAXIMUS LOL

Dizzygrl08 | 4

#1023577 - Tuesday 8 June 2010 5:52

(referring to the comments) men are idiotic >.<. If your friend needs sex that badly, give him 100 bucks so he can get a hooker. I'm sure you yourself wouldn't want to do him