Was there really any competition? I mean that guy has a great digestive system!!!

And...what did OP win, exactly?

Not screwing a girl who finds "really healthy *****" attractive. Or maybe OP is into that kind of stuff.

Perhaps said girl is a nutritionist.

my thoughts exactly, dating people in the medical field is bound to bring out weird quirks and fetishes.

She's a maker of probiotics, 'nuff said.

#51, are you saying that if someone works in a morgue they are likely to have a necrophilia fetish?

#36 plot twist

thanks to the internet though not the wierdest

"I think it's time for the next step in our relationship. . want you to poop on me" o.O

True

I think you're a very rude person and you probably have no friends too!!! My turn?

No wonder I don't have a girlfriend...

It was a play on words. A joke. Relax.

"Hey ladies.. I had TWO bowel movements yesterday. Pretty sexy, right? I know."

this is generating so much false hope it's hilarious

This not where I wanted this comment to be.

This made my day.

Yeah that first sentence is really throwing me off

It confused me too. I think he meant to say "that he has" instead of "that has."

I guess so too because it was changed. O.o why would he add the last part though? is it really relevant? lol

Guy makes a creepy remark to the girl. OP wants to make fun of him for blowing his chance at sleeping with her by being so weird, but the girl sleeps with him anyway. "Even he can get a girl, but I can't." What's not to get?

The first sentence had poor grammar before it was corrected, so it was hard to understand.

It was only missing one word. Be fair: it's hard for the OP to type properly one-handed.

#32 I really wish I could like your comment right now.

oh! i kept reading it as "laid off", so i kept thinking she fired him. i see my mistake now

that's what I got from it.. hahaha

He must be using poo pourii.

I'm not sure why but I laughed a little too hard at that potential exchange.

You forgot "bow chicka wow wow!"

Wasn't even a girlfriend so even weirder as an opener, unless she's into the whole 2girls1cup thing....