Intimacy: Today, my roommate revealed that the reason he's so grumpy is...

By Anonymous - 21/10/2009 03:42 - United States

Today, my roommate revealed that the reason he's so grumpy is because he hasn't gotten laid in a year. I'm his only female friend, and the entire time he talked to me, he stared at my chest. FML

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benshady 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 10:45

he's got to get it from somewhere so grab a rubber and get hot and steamy with him

topramen 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 9:59

awesome... maybe you should have taken your top off?

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mrzero 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 12:24

by the way how could you not get laid for that long????

LadenMichael 6

Wednesday 8 April 2015 19:12

He obviously can't get any

playfuldesk 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 13:06

I looked at my best friend(who is a girl)'s chest all the time. She just stops talking u probably should have

saunder 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 13:55

girl get it on with him, friends are supposed to help one out ;)

99MDC 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 14:39

If you won't ****, give him a hand.

mekzikinz 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 14:40

how is this an fml?

elephantofdoom 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 23:29

exactly! who the **** cares?

GetPhysical 0

Wednesday 11 November 2009 7:11

i rkn bruh.

Superawesomestev 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 15:18

your a dumb ass and fail. fail!

banananread112 5

Sunday 12 August 2012 1:44

How is OP a dumb ass?

JazzHandsFML 28

Friday 10 April 2015 20:41

heil the dictionary! you're you incompetent bloke.

BlackBloodRose 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 15:20

gaydar totally going off

kukopia 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 15:40

AKKKKk We're in a wave of lame FMLs. The mods must be tokin. It's either that or they're douchin...

DynamicDave 11

Wednesday 21 October 2009 15:57

YDI for having a chest

ThursdayA 3

Wednesday 31 August 2011 9:31

You too.

SlenderMann 10

Wednesday 12 December 2012 0:28

What the ****?

Igor_g5 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 17:25

So give him some.

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