roommateprobssss:(
United States
Today, my roommate pressed "snooze" on his alarm 14 times. I counted. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
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tiredofthis
Jefferson City, United States
Today, my roommate set her extremely loud alarm clock for 5am and continued to hit the snooze button every ten minutes until 7:30. FML
IMAWAKE
Romulus, United States
Today, my roommate's extremely loud and obnoxious alarm went off six times, waking me up each time, before she finally gave up on hitting the snooze button and went back to sleep for good. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I woke up to the sound of my roommate's alarm clock going off at 6:00 in the morning. His bedroom door was locked, and he was passed out in his bed from drinking too much. It rang continuously for five and a half hours before it finally ran out of batteries. FML
Anonymous
Bergen, Norway
Today, like every day, I woke up at 3 in the morning because my roommate needs "a three hour warning" before his real alarm goes off. His alarm is a constant beeping noise which he always ignores for a good 10 minutes before finally getting up and turning it off. FML
regrettably well rested
Clearfield, United States
Today, I set 3 alarms so I wouldn't miss an early morning event I was volunteering at. After I slept through the first one, my roommate turned the other two off without waking me up because they were annoying. I missed the event. FML
doh
United Kingdom
Morning routine
Today, my alarm went off. I snoozed it, and went on to dream that I got out of bed, did my business, brushed my teeth, took my breakfast, changed into my working attire, and was ready for work that morning. My alarm rang a second time, I had to do all that over again. FML
leez
United States
Today, my roommate has gone home for the weekend. She forgot to turn her alarm clock off. Her door is locked. FML
fckdorms
Columbia, United States
Today, like every other day, my roommate's alarm began to go off at 7:30am. What time does she have to wake up? 10:00am. Why does she have her alarm go off for two and a half hours? Because last semester she needed it to go off then and she is too lazy to change it. FML
2285morgan
United States
Today, I heard my alarm go off, dragged myself out of bed, had breakfast and got ready for work. As I was heading out the door I checked the time again. It was 1:41 AM. Apparently my alarm never actually went off. FML
Annoyed
United States
SHUT UP!
Today, my smoke alarm started chirping at 3 a.m. I replaced the battery, reset it, and got back into bed. Five minutes later, it chirped again. I searched for the source before realizing it was my roommate's alarm clock. FML
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ifuckmonsters 5
Why didn't you wake him up yourself?
Hiimhaileypotter 53
You should've poured ice water on him. Cliché, but effective.
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FailingKing 4
How the hell if that **** your life!? That is TGIAI! AKA that guy is an idiot.
JoeGrant 12
At least you didn't wake up at 10:30 after originally waking up at 6:30, causing you to miss your exam.
frdmnky12 6
I tend to set my alarms hours ahead of when i need to be up, cause i tend to sit there looking like a zombie. Luckily no one has ever seen me sitting up, but not moving or opening my eyes for 30+ minutes at a time. :D
samasara 20
that sssssucks. {referring to name}
blueocean43 2
My fiancé does this too. You get used to it eventually.
jdime209 2
Just turn it off next time and go back to sleep
Arod62694_fml_fml 1
Ain't nobody got time for that!
jarockstar27 10
Sounds like my roommate.....its like "GET UP!!!" and after i said that to her she stopped doing it. Maybe you should try it....
marsuveesblack 8
You need to get a life. Lol
PandasAreFurry 1
I feel your pain. My freshman year roommate did this every. Freaking. Day. For the entire year. Best part, she didn't actually wake up when her alarm started going off, I had to yell at her, throw something at her face, or get up and turn the damn thing off myself. I flipped out on her at least 10 times and went to the RA but it didn't stop. What finally worked was the day I set my alarm to the most annoying beeping and turned the volume up as loud as it goes, set it for 5am, and snoozed until 11:30. Ruined my morning, but it was a win. She never mentioned it or did it again. Just a tip :)