Miscellaneous: Today, my roommate pressed "snooze" on his alarm 14 times. I... - FML

By roommateprobssss:( - 11/12/2012 15:57 - United States

Today, my roommate pressed "snooze" on his alarm 14 times. I counted. FML

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Today, my alarm went off. I snoozed it, and went on to dream that I got out of bed, did my business, brushed my teeth, took my breakfast, changed into my working attire, and was ready for work that morning. My alarm rang a second time, I had to do all that over again. FML

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ifuckmonsters 5

Tuesday 11 December 2012 18:50

Why didn't you wake him up yourself?

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Tuesday 11 December 2012 18:52

You should've poured ice water on him. Cliché, but effective.

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surrealJC 4

Wednesday 19 December 2012 5:50

my mom does that. shes 64

CoyoteOldOne 17

Saturday 5 January 2013 5:13

Your roommate should be thankful, when you smash his alarm clock with a hammer and pour ice-water in his hair, that you didn't kill him with a power drill.

alliekat56 11

Saturday 12 January 2013 7:17

I would've moved the alarm to across the room...

AgentPlatypus73 8

Sunday 28 July 2013 8:47

That was my room mate last year, but she slept through it sometimes, so it would go off for minutes at a time.

Gus1989 9

Sunday 2 March 2014 7:40

I'm sorry Halley!

worldclassrager 39

Friday 18 April 2014 21:25

Kill the alarm clock? Or just start your day early unless you have a long day

bearin 9

Monday 27 October 2014 3:17

How is this an FML OP?

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