Today, my roommate and I were walking to a bar and a group of guys shouted out at us "Hey, it's like we're on Animal Planet, I see a zebra and a gorilla." My roommate was wearing a zebra print shirt. FML
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Today, as I was walking out of a restaurant with my boyfriend, I saw some guys checking me out. One of them walked up to my boyfriend and said, "Dude, you and your girlfriend have matching moustaches!" FML
Today, a group of friends and I went out to a fancy club together. The doorman checked us out and let everyone in. Everyone except me, that is. The doorman's reason: "Her face looks like a baboon's arse." My "friends" all went in anyway, leaving me to walk all the way home. FML
Today, I was walking at a section of the zoo where you are in the cage, and the monkeys are climbing outside of the cage. I was having a great time until I looked up and one of the monkeys urinated all over my face. Not only did everyone see, but there was no way for me to shower for six hours. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad introducing his stuffed gorilla to his cat. FML
Today, I got mugged by someone wearing a bear suit. FML
Today, I met a really nice guy. He was funny, handsome, and we were both into each other. He told me his name, and when I replied with mine, it came out sounding like, "I'm a bear." FML
Today, I went to the zoo to see all of my favorite animals. When I got there, I realized they must've all been on strike or something, and refused to come out of their enclosures. FML
Today, my mom and I went to the mall to look for some boxer briefs. While looking, I saw two girls I knew from school, so I went over to say hello. At least, that was my plan, but my mom screamed, "Look! These have dinosaurs on them!" They left the store giggling. FML
Today, I was at University when a giant mascot started walking in my direction. As they walked past, they whispered my name seductively. I still don't know who it was. FML
Today, I woke up, ate breakfast, and left my dorm room, only to see about half a dozen people and my roommate shuffling around in the hall. Their zombie outfits and limping were so realistic that I freaked out and ran back inside, screaming. They think it was the greatest prank ever. FML
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jazminbliss 2
then shout back "yeah and I see a bunch of asses"
Exhumed91 0
You should have asked them if they want to do it like they do on the discovery channel
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Comments (115)
Kn1ght 0
Best to just ignore .. its near a bar so can't expect not to find any drunks
RagingClue 0
#61 That is probably the stupidest thing I've ever heard. Nothing they said was racist at all. I think the OP should just stop being a big fat ass. (It's 5:49, and I have a raging clue)
bbq45 0
Whats the point of this? i rly dont understand. if its just a shirt with a zebra on it why's it an fml? o.0
lmmmr 0
#63- Gorillas aren't fat.
luckyducky123 0
#64 first off the shirt didnt have a zebra on it, it was a zebra print shirt. Second of all, what the OP is trying to get across is that the group of guys was referring to him or her as a gorilla since his or her friend had on a zebra print shirt (therefore they were referring to him or her as a zebra).
lmmmr 0
I think it's ridiculous that the first animal reference they could think of is a television network. One which rarely ever shows Zebras or Gorillas. They didn't say, "Hey, it's like we're at the zoo!" they said "Hey, it's like we're watching TV!" Oh, the state of humanity.
so_me_fml 0
#63, I live in a small southern college town. I've heard ignorant drunk guys say things like that before. But you're right, it may not have been racist at all, I was just commenting on the previous statements.
chocolatenumnums 0
are you black?
Demon_Squirtle 0
Is it just me or does it sound more like he was ashamed at his friend for wearing a zebra printed shirt?
wowfmlife 0
well at least you're aware of it now...