Miscellaneous: Today, my racist, homophobic, generally degenerate grandmother...

By no tea parties here, gran - 11/04/2013 17:16 - United States

Today, my racist, homophobic, generally degenerate grandmother visited. Within 20 minutes, she uttered multiple racial slurs, said Robert Downey Jr. will burn in hell for playing a black man in one of his movies, and yelled that she'd "whip the piss" out of me, after I asked her to leave. FML

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By welptimetoburntheplacedown - 11/08/2014 15:02 - United States - Louisville

Today, I decided to spend a few days at my grandma's house, to help her clean the place up a bit. So far, she's given me a "no masturbating under my roof" talk, used multiple racist slurs, and yelled "QUIET DOWN!" when I so much as sneezed in the next room. FML

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**** that dude

By Anonymous - 13/07/2022 10:00

Today, none of us had any idea that our grandfather was a huge racist until I brought my new girlfriend over to a family gathering, and he started yelling because she's Indian, some of the most disgusting racial slurs I’ve ever heard. We left when it looked like he might actually hit her. FML

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Pushback

By Snurkles McGree - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, my racist grandmother was complaining that the new nurse at her nursing home is a black woman. I casually asked, "Is she cute?" I'm now out of the will. FML

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Overcompensating

By daddy's girl - 22/01/2013 04:08 - United States - Springfield

Today, I had to drag my grandmother out of a store because she went up to a black family and started apologizing for slavery. FML

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By mel - 18/01/2013 23:18 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I went to a family dinner. My grandma wasted no time calling me a slut for not wearing a dress, my dad called my police officer boyfriend a "fucking pig", and then he told my mother to "put a cock in it" when she defended me. No wonder I hardly ever visit these people. FML

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By lady_jeni - 09/07/2009 07:29 - United States

Today, I went to see my grandmother. She has alzheimers and doesn't remember me sometimes, and today she thought I was her sister and that I was trying to steal my grandfather from her. She hit me with a cane and called me a slut. FML

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By booste - 18/10/2009 04:06 - Canada

Today, I was written up because my manager heard me insulting a customer. How did I insult her? I called her grandma. Who did I say this to? My grandma. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2015 17:28 - United States - Macon

Today, I went to visit my senile grandma, since she's ill and nobody else in the family visits her. I ended up having to sit through a long rant about the Illuminati, black people, and how we'd have a cure for the common cold already if it weren't for "those god damned foreigners". FML

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By troll of a gran - 08/01/2013 17:10 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, I took my grandma to what I thought was a nice movie. An actor used the word "cunt", which prompted her to ask what that word meant in a loud "whisper". She followed up even more loudly with, "Does that mean pussy?" FML

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All over the place

By Gloria Lovestar - 03/10/2019 20:00

Today, I visited my in-laws, whom I thought I was on great terms with. I soon learned that wasn't the case when my mother-in-law yelled at me about how I've been abusing her for years. Ten minutes later, she hugged me and asked me for grandkids. FML

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Mmkay1515 21

Friday 12 April 2013 3:20

Introduce her to your black boyfriend.

ozpunker 20

Friday 12 April 2013 3:19

It's funny how often sweet old grannies are hardcore racists.

Comments

anishays 11

Friday 12 April 2013 3:46

I wouldn't have asked her to leave, I would've just kicked her out.

rdjzass 1

Friday 12 April 2013 3:52

I'd be kicking grandma's ass.... nobody hates on RDJ.. she will burn in hell for her comments ;)

Ziggy122 15

Friday 12 April 2013 3:59

Oh, heeeeeeelllllllll no. Nobody ***** with RDJ. NOBODY.

echo998 2

Friday 12 April 2013 4:06

why is everyone's grandma on this app racist and ****** up?

TheBrochure 22

Friday 12 April 2013 7:25

Because this is the safe haven where those with racist and ****** up grandmas come to vent, and perhaps commiserate. Why would somebody post about how their totally awesome grandma called them and their friends of various races (just to stick it to the man!) out of school and then give them $10,000 cash on **** My Life.com?

VeganVampyre 26

Friday 12 April 2013 14:40

Just for you, 34- "today, my awesome, loving, grandma came for a visit. She baked me cookies and we ate them while watching sitcoms and doing the crossword together. I hope she never goes home. (Not)FML" That better? :D