Today, my parents were having a Christmas party. They went out to get the vodka in our garage fridge, only to find most of it was frozen. Knowing vodka doesn't freeze, they soon realized that I had been taking some and refilling it with water over the past two months. FML
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Today, my parents finally realized that I've been sneaking vodka when they weren't home. Note to self: don't let them freeze vodka that's actually 75% water. FML
Today, nothing said Christmas quite like my dad taking 18 shots of vodka, falling on the Christmas tree while holding our 3-year-old cousin and denying it ever happened when he woke up later. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mother came over for a few hours. After she left I went to grab a drink, only to find that three bottles of expensive liquor were missing from our liquor cabinet. FML
Today, after cleaning my house because I'd thrown a party all weekend while my parents were gone, I still got caught because somebody tried to make beer popsicles with Q-Tips in the ice trays in my freezer. FML
Today, I received a very expensive bottle of wine for Christmas. My alcoholic mother snuck into my house while I was out and drank the whole bottle. FML
Today, after a big house party the night before, I woke up with a dry mouth and a pounding hangover. I took a swig from a cup I'd left on my bedside table the night before, thinking it was water. Nope; it was vodka. FML
Today, I bought a freezer mug that looks like it's full of water. I've been playing tricks on my friends by throwing the empty cup at them. After doing this a few dozen times, my 83 year-old mother came to visit. I played the same trick on her. The joke's on me. My Dad filled the cup. FML
Today, I helped myself to a small glass of cocktail from the fridge, not realising it was alcoholic. I told my mom what happened. She made me drink salty water until I vomited so I wouldn't get "alcohol poisoning". I'm 19. FML
Today, after weeks of drinking my mom's vodka and replacing it with water, it now only tastes like water. She has a habit of drinking on Fridays. Today is Friday. My life is a ticking time bomb. FML
Today, my parents woke me up by pouring a glass of freezing cold water over my head. Their reason? They were "bored". FML
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DrunkDave89 0
Rookie mistake.
dudeitsdanny 10
It was well-deserved. Next time you try to scam someone out of some vodka, try paying attention in chemistry class.
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Comments (94)
FritoLovesYou 0
You're a ******* dumbass, OP.
asianpuppy101 0
dude...thats just wrong.
Lan25 0
Vodka does freeze. The fact it doesn't is a myth.
C_Shelbe 0
its alcohol. it doesnt freezes.
rxxk 0
All that alcohol must have stumped your intelligence. Vodka does freeze, but at a lower temperature.
klutzilla1275 0
You sir, are a dumbass. It is people like you that make the world think teenagers are stupid little punks who down their parent's booze. BUY YOUR OWN NEXT TIME! Nuff said.
tikimuppet 11
Correct me if I'm wrong, but wouldn't the bottles explode if they had water in? I mean liquid expands when frozen but the glass wouldn't, making it explode. So surely the OP would have noticed the already vodka-free bottles in pieces in the freezer when stealing more...?
klutzilla1275 0
*correcting* Water does expand, but it would move up into that empty space, seeing as how the bottle wouldn't be completely full, not out. Thanks for playing though ;)
tikimuppet 11
ah ok, thanks
g0o0_dj 0
#31 ur reterded vodka doesn't freeze
harmony88 0
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freezing-point_depression Science wins, so shut up. Also, in response to other various posts, he probably drank all of the vodka and filled it back up with water, as a water/vodka mixture would still freeze at a lower temperature than water. At least I hope he did....
justspin 7
You are wrong. No one can use Wikipedia as a reliable source...
myhairynutsack 0
Water freezes, but pure alcohol doesn't freeze until less than -100 degrees. Back in colonial times they would take barrels of hard cider and skim off the ice which left a very powerful drink called applejack. What probably happened was the garage fridge didn't get freezing cold until wintertime. YDI for being a shit and stealing someone else's vodka, I'd kick your ass if you were my kid.
pnut3xoxo 0
I did this once. I was 13.
voodootrucker 0
how does a bottle of vodka sit for 2 months
Starfire22 5
Some people don't drink often, so it's possible that the vodka is in the house for celebrations. My parents and I aren't really drinkers, and my dad buys those big liter bottles so we have something to give guests. My brother would always do the water trick after finishing off the bottle and replace it before my parents would relize that it was gone. OP ydi for not replacing the alchol that you took!