Today, my parents were having a Christmas party. They went out to get the vodka in our garage fridge, only to find most of it was frozen. Knowing vodka doesn't freeze, they soon realized that I had been taking some and refilling it with water over the past two months. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my parents finally realized that I've been sneaking vodka when they weren't home. Note to self: don't let them freeze vodka that's actually 75% water. FML
Today, nothing said Christmas quite like my dad taking 18 shots of vodka, falling on the Christmas tree while holding our 3-year-old cousin and denying it ever happened when he woke up later. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mother came over for a few hours. After she left I went to grab a drink, only to find that three bottles of expensive liquor were missing from our liquor cabinet. FML
Today, after cleaning my house because I'd thrown a party all weekend while my parents were gone, I still got caught because somebody tried to make beer popsicles with Q-Tips in the ice trays in my freezer. FML
Today, I received a very expensive bottle of wine for Christmas. My alcoholic mother snuck into my house while I was out and drank the whole bottle. FML
Today, after a big house party the night before, I woke up with a dry mouth and a pounding hangover. I took a swig from a cup I'd left on my bedside table the night before, thinking it was water. Nope; it was vodka. FML
Today, I bought a freezer mug that looks like it's full of water. I've been playing tricks on my friends by throwing the empty cup at them. After doing this a few dozen times, my 83 year-old mother came to visit. I played the same trick on her. The joke's on me. My Dad filled the cup. FML
Today, I helped myself to a small glass of cocktail from the fridge, not realising it was alcoholic. I told my mom what happened. She made me drink salty water until I vomited so I wouldn't get "alcohol poisoning". I'm 19. FML
Today, after weeks of drinking my mom's vodka and replacing it with water, it now only tastes like water. She has a habit of drinking on Fridays. Today is Friday. My life is a ticking time bomb. FML
Today, my parents woke me up by pouring a glass of freezing cold water over my head. Their reason? They were "bored". FML
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DrunkDave89 0
Rookie mistake.
dudeitsdanny 10
It was well-deserved. Next time you try to scam someone out of some vodka, try paying attention in chemistry class.
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Comments (94)
SpizzySpose_fml 0
Happend to me also with whiskey. FUN FACT: Alcohol doesn't freeze. Neither does gasoline.
kaitlyn3xo 0
dumbest trick ever. only works until someone goes to drink it, they're gonna notice it's not vodka
bellacatdaydream 0
good job.
werx 6
my freezer actually freezes vodka. I thought it was dodgy vodka until I tested my freezer temperature. Turns out on the coldest setting its about -80 celsius. I've saved on electricity bills since then however.
NateDavies604 3
Happens to the best of us! I actually convinced my mom that some vodka freezes!!
zebrapattern 6
okay... this would mean you were just giving yourself watered-down vodka. soo it's a lose-lose situation. wow. how embarrassing for you.
angelofsaturn 23
lol for some reason the apt i moved into had a subarctic freezer. it froze my grey goose. not to be outdone it also froze an egg and tthe mayo in my refridgerator.
Karina147 1
You idiot
shutterbug1190 14
My sister used to "accidently" break the vodka bottles she used. She blammed how food was stacked underneath it causing it to fall while trying to pull out steaks or something something. It took quite awhile before my parents realized they weren't accidents... Just felt like sharing.
cwl727 33
idiot