Today, my parents were having a Christmas party. They went out to get the vodka in our garage fridge, only to find most of it was frozen. Knowing vodka doesn't freeze, they soon realized that I had been taking some and refilling it with water over the past two months. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my parents finally realized that I've been sneaking vodka when they weren't home. Note to self: don't let them freeze vodka that's actually 75% water. FML
Today, nothing said Christmas quite like my dad taking 18 shots of vodka, falling on the Christmas tree while holding our 3-year-old cousin and denying it ever happened when he woke up later. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mother came over for a few hours. After she left I went to grab a drink, only to find that three bottles of expensive liquor were missing from our liquor cabinet. FML
Today, after cleaning my house because I'd thrown a party all weekend while my parents were gone, I still got caught because somebody tried to make beer popsicles with Q-Tips in the ice trays in my freezer. FML
Today, I received a very expensive bottle of wine for Christmas. My alcoholic mother snuck into my house while I was out and drank the whole bottle. FML
Today, after a big house party the night before, I woke up with a dry mouth and a pounding hangover. I took a swig from a cup I'd left on my bedside table the night before, thinking it was water. Nope; it was vodka. FML
Today, I bought a freezer mug that looks like it's full of water. I've been playing tricks on my friends by throwing the empty cup at them. After doing this a few dozen times, my 83 year-old mother came to visit. I played the same trick on her. The joke's on me. My Dad filled the cup. FML
Today, I helped myself to a small glass of cocktail from the fridge, not realising it was alcoholic. I told my mom what happened. She made me drink salty water until I vomited so I wouldn't get "alcohol poisoning". I'm 19. FML
Today, after weeks of drinking my mom's vodka and replacing it with water, it now only tastes like water. She has a habit of drinking on Fridays. Today is Friday. My life is a ticking time bomb. FML
Today, my parents woke me up by pouring a glass of freezing cold water over my head. Their reason? They were "bored". FML
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DrunkDave89 0
Rookie mistake.
dudeitsdanny 10
It was well-deserved. Next time you try to scam someone out of some vodka, try paying attention in chemistry class.
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Comments (94)
its_me_123 0
Vodka does freeze - I didn't think it was possible either until my freezer in my flat at uni froze an unopened bottle of Smirnoff... and number 36, vodka isn't pure alcohol - it's only about 40% which is why this is possible. But OP, you probably shouldn't have stolen the vodka...plus your parents would have noticed the bottle had been opened anyway even if it hadn't frozen. You kind of deserve it for that, but at least you enjoyed the vodka while it lasted!!
myhairynutsack 0
The vodka may not be pure alcohol, but the water in the vodka will crystallize and float to the top leaving a stronger drink.
babygurl23 0
Wow I can't imagine how much trouble i would get in for refilling it with water, you should drink it all or don't drink it AT all.
ActionManly 11
You're a dick.
tamalama 0
i do that too. apart from my parents don't freeze vodka. ahahaa
eyFuckmylife 0
lolol my dumbass friend did that.
laurabravo 0
YDI.
blastvortex 4
noob
C_Shelbe 0
i feel ya. HA. For my birthday i got a 5th of vodka, once my parents figured it out, the took it, so i dumped it all in a water botle and filled it up with water. About a week later, my brother bought it from them then called me and told me to give him a bowl or he would tell on me. haha.
ancientastronot 0
Way to think things through..
westernbattle 0
Skimmed comments so I'm not sure if this has been mentioned...vodka does freeze. 40% (80 proof) will freeze at about -40F. That said, you're dumb for ruining perfectly good vodka.