By notthenaughtymaid - 04/08/2014 21:54 - United States - Cedar Bluff

Today, I posted an ad online for house cleaning services. So far, all fifteen responses have been solicitations for sex. FML
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kangx1 28
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Wow those people are so DIRTY :)

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buckdharma 36
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Do you clean clocks?

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AllStache 11
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This isn't YouTube get outta here.

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SiRiSpartan 12
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Ya well I care so you can fuck off

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kangx1 28
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Wow those people are so DIRTY :)

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QQMorePlox 18
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Go to your room to think about what you've done

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loathingloser 14
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Anyone see Nicki Minaj's anaconda video. Godamn!

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Murkyy 15
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That's one of the best puns ever maid.

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buckdharma 36
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Do you clean clocks?

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Zero_TAlent_ 23

I think we all read that wrong! Haha!! You got me friend!!

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pessimistprime 4
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I have a crack on my screen that goes right through the 'L' in clocks... yeah. :/

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SiRiSpartan 12
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Let the thumbing down commence

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SiRiSpartan 12
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I had the first comment but it was erased in case you were wondering

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karatekid97 17

I guess you're attracting the wrong type of maid....

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Zerizle 19
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She wants to be a maid, not hire one.

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DontClickOnMe 28

Maybe try posting the ad on a different website? Also, maybe put an ad in the newspaper. Good luck. =)

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Anata_fml 10
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Different Country ... if applicable ...

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VonBlitzkrieg 27
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You'd think that by now people know to steer clear of craigslist.

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Slimma 20
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I guess they think its all roleplay fantasy. ... weird.

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Journiexo 18
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They need a good cleaning themselves

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tbro47 23
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I guess it's just one of those fantasies that most guys have. It's probably disgusting to you OP but if you posted your picture or anything like that with the ad it just means that many of the people that saw it found you attractive. Add the fact that you could be their maid, and it's instant fantasy land.

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Drskitz 7
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Looks like you're in the wrong business.

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