Today, my parents were having a Christmas party. They went out to get the vodka in our garage fridge, only to find most of it was frozen. Knowing vodka doesn't freeze, they soon realized that I had been taking some and refilling it with water over the past two months. FML
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Today, my parents finally realized that I've been sneaking vodka when they weren't home. Note to self: don't let them freeze vodka that's actually 75% water. FML
Today, nothing said Christmas quite like my dad taking 18 shots of vodka, falling on the Christmas tree while holding our 3-year-old cousin and denying it ever happened when he woke up later. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mother came over for a few hours. After she left I went to grab a drink, only to find that three bottles of expensive liquor were missing from our liquor cabinet. FML
Today, after cleaning my house because I'd thrown a party all weekend while my parents were gone, I still got caught because somebody tried to make beer popsicles with Q-Tips in the ice trays in my freezer. FML
Today, I received a very expensive bottle of wine for Christmas. My alcoholic mother snuck into my house while I was out and drank the whole bottle. FML
Today, after a big house party the night before, I woke up with a dry mouth and a pounding hangover. I took a swig from a cup I'd left on my bedside table the night before, thinking it was water. Nope; it was vodka. FML
Today, I bought a freezer mug that looks like it's full of water. I've been playing tricks on my friends by throwing the empty cup at them. After doing this a few dozen times, my 83 year-old mother came to visit. I played the same trick on her. The joke's on me. My Dad filled the cup. FML
Today, I helped myself to a small glass of cocktail from the fridge, not realising it was alcoholic. I told my mom what happened. She made me drink salty water until I vomited so I wouldn't get "alcohol poisoning". I'm 19. FML
Today, after weeks of drinking my mom's vodka and replacing it with water, it now only tastes like water. She has a habit of drinking on Fridays. Today is Friday. My life is a ticking time bomb. FML
Today, my parents woke me up by pouring a glass of freezing cold water over my head. Their reason? They were "bored". FML
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DrunkDave89 0
Rookie mistake.
dudeitsdanny 10
It was well-deserved. Next time you try to scam someone out of some vodka, try paying attention in chemistry class.
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Comments (94)
BREADEDELF 3
You couldn't have at least put the vodka in another bottle and fill the vodka bottle with water? You had to ruin it for yourself AND anyone else? That's just cruel.
rohanmo 9
R u ******* retarded?
gigi2009 0
hahahaha nice original way to catch the kid out xD
expen_dable 0
damn high schoolers ruining everyones lives
plethora 3
YDI. You had to know you were going to get caught eventually.
Chfanfiction 0
Uh, if you're not old enough to drink yet, MASSIVE YDI for doing so, and for being a ******* moron. There's a reason we're not supposed to drink in high school. If you are, then smaller YDI for ruining everyone's vodka.
go_rangers 0
hahaha, wtf? people drink in high school. get over it. it's not a huge deal, really. though i doubt you can hear me from all the way up on your high horse. Oh well... YOU'RE STILL IN HIGH SCHOOL. NO ONE CARES WHAT YOU THINK.
Chfanfiction 0
And yet you think it's perfectly okay for high schoolers to drink? That's one of the ******* stupidest things you can do, especially if you're old enough to drive. And alcohol can harm the development of your brain, because until you hit around 22 or 23, your brain is still changing. It's just stupid to take that chance on something as pointless and destructive as alcohol.
Kukironosuke 16
ydi, and so do your parents, for drinking alcohol
Kondustra 8
youre a ******* idiot. please leave.
PhillyFox 0
YDI for stealing from them and lying to them and ruining an entire bottle of vodka. Man up and go out and buy your own booze. If you're not old enough for that, too bad. Life's not fair.
theblazian 0
You sir are an idiot. Did you really think you wouldn't have been caught eventually when somebody actually does drink the vodka? Or did you think they would be "Hey! This vodka tastes like water! I must be very drunk!"?
guitardedman 0
dude vodka can freeze.. it just has to be like negative 10 or something ridiculous like that. i thought it was impossible until the handle of jack daniels (unopened) and the unopened liter of smirnoff froze in my dorm freezer. but still, you're a dumbass. if you're gonna swipe booze from your rents, at least have the balls to take the entire thing
RedHead0186 1
How the hell did it get that cold in your dorm room that your alcohol froze?!
jenwahh 1
it was in the dorm freezerr
Oz_Alice 0
Well, that was stupid...