Today, my parents were ecstatic about sending me to an amazingly fun camp. I didn't know until I got there that it was a fat camp. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Today, I walked downstairs with a couple of bags full of stuff, in preparation for a sleepover at my friend's house. My nine-year-old cousin looked at me and said, "Where're you going? Fat camp?" FML
People never learn
Today, I was made fun of at work by my mom and my supervisor. I work at a kids' anti-bullying camp. FML
Today, I tried to make my mom feel better about me leaving for camp for 2 weeks by saying I wish she would come too. She took me seriously and called the camp and is now a camp counselor there. The only problem is I lied about going to the camp, and I'm really going to my boyfriend's lake house. FML
Today, I told my mom I was excited my boobs were getting bigger. She told me that that's what happens when you get fat. FML
Restrictions
Today, the school called my dad telling him they want to put me on a diet, because they're worried about my weight. FML
Today, I was working as a counsellor at a special needs camp when one of the parents came up to my friend and asked her what my disorder was. FML
Guys, I'm here!
Today, the summer camp I work at had its annual scavenger hunt, wherein the counselors hide and the kids look for us. It was my first year there, so some of my colleagues showed me the "best hiding spot." Two hours later, still undiscovered, I realized they just wanted to get rid of me. FML
Today, my friend sent me an instant message, telling me how excited she was that she was accepted to a FIT Summer Program. I told her I was so proud, and that she can finally lose that excess weight. She told me that she meant Fashion Institute of Technology. FML
Today, my parents asked if I wanted to go to military school so I said, "Yeah, that would be awesome," thinking it was a joke. They weren't joking. FML
Today, I told my mom I wanted to try out for the track team. Her exact words were "good luck, fatty". FML
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mrcoolman 0
guess u need 2 loose some weight op
SarahBearXoX 0
they were just trying to help you, and make the decision to loose weight for you seeing as you clearly didn't. so YDI unless of course you aren't fat? :/ then FYL
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smallpoxs2947 0
Fake and Gay
zerbe33 0
hahaha ohh! that means it's time for you to lose weight!
carolinebeast 0
people like you are shaping up america.
killzombies24 0
why does everyone say the same damn thing...wow, now being fat is waaaaay better than being ignorant! Lets see how many ways we can say "your fat lose weight" haha... I wonder why some people bother commenting....sheesh
xsoooxkrazyx 0
how does that not make it still "amazingly fun"???...
JohnGraveline 0
A guy named Sally? lolz
FrizzleFrySky 0
ha ha. oh well at least you're there now. make the best of it.
amerrah 4
#7 I just laughed soooo hard. haha
madibby 0
hey bitches. stfu. I was diagnosed with thyroid cancer back in '07 It caused me to gain a bunch of weight. butttt I got my surgery, gym membership and worked my ass off to lose weight. and I did. point being, SOMETIMES you can't help what happens but you can ALWAYS do something about it. try getting a membership. if not, YDI for not caring about yourself,
oh_noes_that_suc 0
it's funny cause your fat