By Anonymous - United States
  Today, my boyfriend and I thought it'd be hot to have it off on the golf course once it was dark. Who would've thought that sprinklers start up once it's pitch dark. I got a lot wetter than I thought I would. FML
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  theian01  |  3

This is what FML's are these days? Oh boo hoo, you got wet :-( I'm so sorry. Your life is sooooo fucked. Listen, do me a favor, please? Cry me a river, build a bridge, and get over it, but PLEASE be careful crossing the bridge. I don't want to see another FML about getting wet.

  theian01  |  3

My comment was moderated because I was mean to the OP about the FML. I strongly disagree with this being an FML. The OP got wet, and that's all. Before I get impolite about this again, I just don't believe this should be an FML.


OP did your bf use his 9 iron or his driver?

hope you didn't leave divots on the green.

hole in one?

was there any "FORE!"play?

did ya polish his club and balls?

hehe. those were awful, I'm such a nerd. but I've got a million of 'em! :D

  ArrowLCMC  |  0

Doing it outside can be a thrill. I've done it on a golf course a few times. the thing here is the "who knew the sprinklers come on" comment. I'll tell ya who, anyone who has ever watched Happy Gilmore! Dumbass.

  s2000lover  |  0

I disagree. people like myself do not like it when other people butcher the English language. I don't see how trying to make people smarter makes anyone a loser.


#74, sorry to tell you, but I don't agree with you. This is a free website and anyone can type HOW THEY LIKE. If the person dosn't want too type with the right grammar then that is their problem, NOT YOURS.

#70, serioisly who are you? get a life. I am pretty sure I can type or do you need glasses
to see? don't go talking shit when you are clearly an idiot.


92: THIS IS A FREE WEBSITE. PEOPLE CAN DO WHAT THEY LIKE. If someone wants to correct another's grammar, that's their business, not yours.

Funny how that MYOB philosophy works both ways, eh?

  saint_jimmy  |  0

lalalalala, I never said that people couldn't type how they wanted. I was just pointing out that correcting grammar does not make one a loser. Anyway, I can see the possibility of this turning into a huge flame war so will be going now.

  WingsFan80  |  4

It doesn't matter weather you corrected yourself or not, dumb ass, you still said you can type and CLEARLY one can see that you can't. And fat ass? Last I checked, I fall way out of that category in life. To use such harsh words to insult someone shows your level of intelligence.

  _streets_  |  19

I have to admit that people who keep correcting others over their spelling and grammar does get really annoying sometimes. and u guys fighting about this is stupid. okay that's all = ]

  ahugit  |  0

#70 72 and 94...
"I have no life and pick on people on a web page for their grammar. Oh yeah, I'm so badass. I pick lame fights on the Internet so that I can hide behind a computer screen. FML"


Lol, TheIrishBitch. I now have my backup name should I ever get banned. Thanks lala.

I occasionally play grammar/spelling Nazi if someone does something particularly funny or annoying, like making a condescending remark to someone else's bad grammar while improperly using it themselves. I did it this time because your argument-- and the statements you've made since my last post-- are hilariously self-contradicting: you accuse me of starting a fight when you were clearly doing it yourself already; you call me a bitch when I literally parroted your words back to you, then you proceed to call someone else a fatass; you reserve the right to say it's annoying and pointless to correct grammar, but tell me to shut up when I point out that it's annoying and pointless for you to correct the grammar Nazis.

So, let me recap... It's ok for you to bitch about what annoys you, but NOT ok for anyone else to do the same. Everyone has the right to write what they want, as long as you agree. And you're the ultimate authority on all things labelled "Annoying and Pointless", if bad grammar doesn't bother you, no one else should ever complain. Got it. :}

By  Drunkbunny  |  2

"Who would have thought that sprinklers come on a golf course at night..." Um, anyone who has ever seen an Adam Sandler movie, or any movie that has even one golf scene or a fraternity hazing scene.