Today, my parents were ecstatic about sending me to an amazingly fun camp. I didn't know until I got there that it was a fat camp. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked downstairs with a couple of bags full of stuff, in preparation for a sleepover at my friend's house. My nine-year-old cousin looked at me and said, "Where're you going? Fat camp?" FML
Today, I was made fun of at work by my mom and my supervisor. I work at a kids' anti-bullying camp. FML
Today, I tried to make my mom feel better about me leaving for camp for 2 weeks by saying I wish she would come too. She took me seriously and called the camp and is now a camp counselor there. The only problem is I lied about going to the camp, and I'm really going to my boyfriend's lake house. FML
Today, I told my mom I was excited my boobs were getting bigger. She told me that that's what happens when you get fat. FML
Today, the school called my dad telling him they want to put me on a diet, because they're worried about my weight. FML
Today, I was working as a counsellor at a special needs camp when one of the parents came up to my friend and asked her what my disorder was. FML
Today, the summer camp I work at had its annual scavenger hunt, wherein the counselors hide and the kids look for us. It was my first year there, so some of my colleagues showed me the "best hiding spot." Two hours later, still undiscovered, I realized they just wanted to get rid of me. FML
Today, my friend sent me an instant message, telling me how excited she was that she was accepted to a FIT Summer Program. I told her I was so proud, and that she can finally lose that excess weight. She told me that she meant Fashion Institute of Technology. FML
Today, my parents asked if I wanted to go to military school so I said, "Yeah, that would be awesome," thinking it was a joke. They weren't joking. FML
Today, I told my mom I wanted to try out for the track team. Her exact words were "good luck, fatty". FML
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mrcoolman 0
guess u need 2 loose some weight op
SarahBearXoX 0
they were just trying to help you, and make the decision to loose weight for you seeing as you clearly didn't. so YDI unless of course you aren't fat? :/ then FYL
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Legend_514 0
were u in the movie Heavyweights u fat bitch
Dynoblaze 1
take the hint. Lose the weight. Ignore the "feel good about your body no matter what other say" bs and start sweating off those pounds. People run away from you at the beach for a reason.
Euphoric_boner 0
my high school band camp is hard... 6hours or more inthe sun and like 3-4 practices a day. each being about 3 hours long and the camp is by the beach so the sun is stronger and the temperature is hotter. I lost a ton of weight just by being in marching band. but my college band doesn't work me at all. it sucks...
doorfloor 0
stop being fat
ThatBrownChick 0
LMFAO @7 I'm sure it won't be so bad... at least you'll get skinny
crimsongetsu 0
at least u can hav fat sex I heard it waz gewd.. erm I heard
Wileyhostek 0
Huge act of betrayal by any parent. As the parent of 3 young adults, I always used logic and reason never dishonesty. My parents did something similar (not a fat camp) but were similarly dishonest when I was around 10. I refused to participate on any level in any activity. Needless to say my stay was short-lasting only a few days. They never made that mistake again and when I disagreed with what they had planned they worked hard to earn my confidence and trust. It payed back in spades when it matter most later as a teen. Fat or not, honesty and integrity in a parent/child relationship is the most important thing. Too many parents learn this too late.
skyeyez9 25
Cause if they told you the truth, chances are you would have thrown a fit and wouldn't wanna go. Exercise can be fun depending on what the activity is.
fruitaypatootay 1
ehh? what does it mean to make a pass? @_@
skyeyez9 25
My 8yr old nephew is chunky. But its his mom's and dad's fault. His parents are the ones feeding their kid fast food 4-5 days a week and let him sit at home and play video games all day. If he was living with me, he'd eat healthier and I'd restrict tv and game time, and also make him play outside.