Today, my parents were ecstatic about sending me to an amazingly fun camp. I didn't know until I got there that it was a fat camp. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I walked downstairs with a couple of bags full of stuff, in preparation for a sleepover at my friend's house. My nine-year-old cousin looked at me and said, "Where're you going? Fat camp?" FML
Today, I was made fun of at work by my mom and my supervisor. I work at a kids' anti-bullying camp. FML
Today, I tried to make my mom feel better about me leaving for camp for 2 weeks by saying I wish she would come too. She took me seriously and called the camp and is now a camp counselor there. The only problem is I lied about going to the camp, and I'm really going to my boyfriend's lake house. FML
Today, I told my mom I was excited my boobs were getting bigger. She told me that that's what happens when you get fat. FML
Today, the school called my dad telling him they want to put me on a diet, because they're worried about my weight. FML
Today, I was working as a counsellor at a special needs camp when one of the parents came up to my friend and asked her what my disorder was. FML
Today, the summer camp I work at had its annual scavenger hunt, wherein the counselors hide and the kids look for us. It was my first year there, so some of my colleagues showed me the "best hiding spot." Two hours later, still undiscovered, I realized they just wanted to get rid of me. FML
Today, my friend sent me an instant message, telling me how excited she was that she was accepted to a FIT Summer Program. I told her I was so proud, and that she can finally lose that excess weight. She told me that she meant Fashion Institute of Technology. FML
Today, my parents asked if I wanted to go to military school so I said, "Yeah, that would be awesome," thinking it was a joke. They weren't joking. FML
Today, I told my mom I wanted to try out for the track team. Her exact words were "good luck, fatty". FML
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mrcoolman 0
guess u need 2 loose some weight op
SarahBearXoX 0
they were just trying to help you, and make the decision to loose weight for you seeing as you clearly didn't. so YDI unless of course you aren't fat? :/ then FYL
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Comments (169)
skyeyez9 25
#16. The water blob is the best thing about swimming in a lake (some beach resorts have them too). Sitting on the edge and having a heavy dude jump off a dock and onto the blob is super fun! Can get hurled about 15ft in the air then fall into the water.
MisterAmazing_fml 0
how did they convince you to go? did they tell you it was a camp where every day was all you can eat buffet followed by sitting on a couch? those deceitful bastards.
jwlz2013 0
#31 dam ur hot ha but ya any ways that does suck maybe it's the best u who knows
marquisallover 0
i mean in a way you deserve it your parents only did it because they cared about you i mean imagine how your parents would feel because god-forbid their child died because they were fat i mean really think about your life this is not an fml.
serge007 0
Assuming you were the one lifting the fork/spoon/spork into your mouth, YDI for bieng fat. Fattie.
Giorgio272 2
they should send you to bad tattoo camp #14. also why promote fat sex?
Daederoth 10
It's good for you. Now shut up and eat your fatty cakes.
itak365 4
This reminds me of Heavyweights. Hope you don't have a crazed, hyperathletic Ben Stiller for a fitness coach.
babyybritt 0
OMG! ! thats so mean!
priscilla_28 5
Who knows maybe it'll be fun. Try to make the best of it, make friends and make some effort so that this doesn't happen next year. Huge; Love that show.♥ ☺