Today, my parents were ecstatic about sending me to an amazingly fun camp. I didn't know until I got there that it was a fat camp. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Today, I walked downstairs with a couple of bags full of stuff, in preparation for a sleepover at my friend's house. My nine-year-old cousin looked at me and said, "Where're you going? Fat camp?" FML
People never learn
Today, I was made fun of at work by my mom and my supervisor. I work at a kids' anti-bullying camp. FML
Today, I tried to make my mom feel better about me leaving for camp for 2 weeks by saying I wish she would come too. She took me seriously and called the camp and is now a camp counselor there. The only problem is I lied about going to the camp, and I'm really going to my boyfriend's lake house. FML
Today, I told my mom I was excited my boobs were getting bigger. She told me that that's what happens when you get fat. FML
Restrictions
Today, the school called my dad telling him they want to put me on a diet, because they're worried about my weight. FML
Today, I was working as a counsellor at a special needs camp when one of the parents came up to my friend and asked her what my disorder was. FML
Guys, I'm here!
Today, the summer camp I work at had its annual scavenger hunt, wherein the counselors hide and the kids look for us. It was my first year there, so some of my colleagues showed me the "best hiding spot." Two hours later, still undiscovered, I realized they just wanted to get rid of me. FML
Today, my friend sent me an instant message, telling me how excited she was that she was accepted to a FIT Summer Program. I told her I was so proud, and that she can finally lose that excess weight. She told me that she meant Fashion Institute of Technology. FML
Today, my parents asked if I wanted to go to military school so I said, "Yeah, that would be awesome," thinking it was a joke. They weren't joking. FML
Today, I told my mom I wanted to try out for the track team. Her exact words were "good luck, fatty". FML
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mrcoolman 0
guess u need 2 loose some weight op
SarahBearXoX 0
they were just trying to help you, and make the decision to loose weight for you seeing as you clearly didn't. so YDI unless of course you aren't fat? :/ then FYL
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Comments (169)
amcginnis 0
this post made my day
casanova305 0
that was a good laugh
knibbsy 4
What the hell is this, Heavyweights? Have fun Perkisizing.
tomtm7 0
ever notice how 90% of the people who post fmls r fat and most of the people commenting r not?
schnitzel5 0
ouch
Lov3rGirL 0
#14 then videotape it and leave it on their desk :D lol
mr_freak 1
stop eat fast food
DeafChef 0
Hahahahaha! elastic...that's rich
duanewayne 0
yeah you suck at life
JustJess666 0
no offense but you might need to lose weight. it's a good thing not bad. plus it's the parents fault for not teaching their child dietary discipline and for spoiling their kid with food not love. I mean I see obese kids every day and the parents order their 5 yr old triple whopper meals large sized with heavy cheese and they then get angry later when they grow up to be fat as hell and to be honest most of the parents are fat themselves! ****** be happy with who you are op and **** the rest!