By Jaclk - 24/04/2012 21:28 - United States - Needham

Today, my parents went out of town and I was home all alone. I put up party decorations such as streamers, balloons and confetti. Then, I drank out of red cups, crushed them up and put them all over the house. I didn't have a party, I just wanted to convince my family that I'm not a loser. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 887
You deserved it 19 793

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Uhhm... No one puts up party decorations for an actual party...


I really hope they don't find out the truth.....cause then your status will be downgraded to pathetic :)

hellbilly205 17

Red solo cup i fill you upp, lets have a party

Idonebeenhad 17

You forgot to put a bra and a used condom in your parent's bedroom.

So what were you doing when they got home? Dancing alone?

KiddNYC1O 20

Also forgot the piano in the pool and motorcycle tracks all over the floor.

Pretty sure if you got drinks and maryjane you could've convinced ppl to come. YDI for being lazy!

What kind of lame ass party has balloons and streamers? Did you throw a birthday party for your niece and drink fruit punch from red cups?

kleopath 11

Wouldn't they be most likely be mad that you threw an unauthorized party in the first place, rather than congratulating you on not being a loser?

TahoeFMler 22

If he's/she's THAT big a "loser" then the family might really be THAT excited he/she "does" have a life! Fingers crossed!

I think OP feels the pros outweigh the cons. Pro: family won't think I'm a loser Con: might get grounded Pro: being grounded I have an excuse to stay home on Friday night Con: parent's might make me do chores

forthelove82 7

You'd think that convincing your family of something you're not would be pretty hard thing to do.

You don't have to prove anything to anyone except yourself

It's true but there is an inherent need in all of us to prove ourselves to others. Especially those we care about. It is sad but true

Uhhm... No one puts up party decorations for an actual party...

Back to square one! OP probably feels like even more of a loser after reading this.

norr14 4

You probably thing that your pink hummer takes place of the decorations. who doenst put up decorations i mean you atleast get baloons

Yea. Your parents are going to figure out your wiles and pity you.

But you are a loser, for doing something like that.

Exactly, OP you are a loser. You're downfall was putting you're story on FML. Sorry to be so blunt, but you were asking for it. And you just love it, don't you?

You missed the point completely. OP was trying to change how he is perceived, not how he is. Either learn to read, or stop being stupid.

How the hell did this comment even get any likes? Even 24 got disliked for agreeing with you

doogy15 11

Number 7, if I met you in person I would slap you. Then tell you to get rid of your bowl hair cut. It's amazing how you got so many likes...

KVKdragon 26

Who says you need to throw a party (fake or not) to not be a loser? You can attend or throw parties and still be a loser one way or another

To be honest , op is probably that much of a loser, he dose't realise ...... ( yes i know i will get thumbed down coz I ALWAYS do and + it was a joke u get it !)

Well, since you insisted. *Hit thumbs down button with a sledgehammer*

Goddamn it Doc, your translator isn't working. I want my money back!

55 - You're comment is so bad, a few thousand grammar nazis had heart attacks.

147- It's spelled "your" in this case, not "you're." If you're gonna make fun of people for their grammar usage, consider being less of an idiot.

151- I'm pretty sure that it was intended.

LunaDragon 10

But why the streamers, balloons, and confetti? That's a bit of overboard, Loooser hahaha just kidding.

DobiesJS2012 9

Next thing you know the Op's parents are getting a bill from a petting zoo!