By Anonymous - 20/11/2010 05:48 - United States

Today, everyone at work was demanding I stage a party at my house. I agreed to it and rushed home to tidy up before the guests arrived. No one showed up. FML
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Rangant 7
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at least ur house is tidy now

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marinus_fml 19
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Well, invite them over for a party in your pants. ;)

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marinus_fml 19
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Well, invite them over for a party in your pants. ;)

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TheRealFamilyGuy 5
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Free booze? im there!!!!

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maphineRAWRS 10
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lol, your such a slut marinus :P

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khung835 6
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how about calling and asking what's going on? make them all come to your house, lock the door and leave.

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FAILml 7
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22... technically you can not be a slut if ur a man... but u can be a pimp or man whore

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effyoubitch 5

marinus your hair is amazing :)

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LiliLatte 15
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That escalated quickly

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hyefedyee 0
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time to start thinking bout gettin them all back

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Bandz_fml 3
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Yes. No one show up indeed...

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hairt 4

hahahga

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Rangant 7
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at least ur house is tidy now

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dodgewama 0
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haha true

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knibbsy 4

With grammar like yours OP, no wonder no one showed up. "372 Avenue y'all should Willow Tree yeah that's the street bring napkins it's gonna be I'll be there soon a great time see you at parties."

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knibbsy 4

Exactly. That's why no one came to OP's house.

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docscientist 9
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But she's already a belligerent drunk, she's ready to go!

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knibbsy 4

Which is why I would have went to her house. ;)

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BloodyHeel 8
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Oh yes I would have been there. If only someone had of invited me.

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xStiina 0
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at least your house wouldn't get trashed again :)

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Doortje 29
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Look at the bright side: your house is all clean and tidy ^^

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FYLDeep 25

I guess you have to drink the keg by yourself.

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kenjiisown 1

Do you work with teenagers?

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amerwin 3
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haha... sounds like you've been had bud. Brilliant way of ensuring that you didn't make an appearance at the actual party, however.

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_Annonymous_ 0

that's exactly what I was thinking

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