Today, everyone at work was demanding I stage a party at my house. I agreed to it and rushed home to tidy up before the guests arrived. No one showed up. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I organised a birthday party for myself. There was supposed to be about 20 people coming. Not a single person showed up. FML
Today, I'm having my housewarming party and had prepared food, drink, and games for all the 19 confirmed guests on Facebook. I waited till 11, but nobody showed up. I checked Facebook again and realized I had accidentally put tomorrow as the party date. I have to work the whole day tomorrow. FML
Today, I organized a party at my place, invited 20 people, bought snacks and cancelled my workout. Nobody showed up. I ended up eating a whole ciabatta alone. FML
Today, it's my birthday and I'd invited quite a lot of my friends to come round and have some fun. When I got home, I saw a few cars outside. It turned out to be for the neighbours. I waited and waited; none of my friends showed up. FML
Today, at work, I was supposed to have an easy two-hour shift, after which I was planning on attending a party that had been arranged to celebrate my graduation. Nearly six hours later, I am just getting home after being super busy and shorthanded at work for hours. I missed my own party. FML
Today, it was my second day of house-sitting. I was so out of my mind from not seeing people that I invited a bunch of friends over for dinner. I said I would pay for pizza and we could all hang out in the house. Even with an unsupervised house and free food, no one showed. FML
Today, after none of my friends who said they'd be at the Jackbox game night I was hosting showed up on the Zoom call, I heard a knock at the door. All of them thought it was in person at my place, which is a mess. FML
Today, I invited a bunch of friends over to hang out and watch a movie. It's been two hours since everyone was supposed to turn up, and no one has showed. Thanks, friends. FML
Today, I had a big party planned. All but one of the guests cancelled. See you at 7, mom. FML
Today, it's my birthday and I'd arranged a dinner party for 20 of my closest friends. I arrived at the restaurant, fully dressed and everything. When I got there, I thought everyone was ready to surprise me, but instead, nobody showed up. FML
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Top comments
Rangant 7
at least ur house is tidy now
marinus_fml 20
Well, invite them over for a party in your pants. ;)
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Comments (56)
marinus_fml 20
Well, invite them over for a party in your pants. ;)
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
Free booze? im there!!!!
maphineRAWRS 10
lol, your such a **** marinus :P
khung835 6
how about calling and asking what's going on? make them all come to your house, lock the door and leave.
FAILml 7
22... technically you can not be a **** if ur a man... but u can be a pimp or man *****
effyoubitch 5
marinus your hair is amazing :)
LiliLatte 15
That escalated quickly
hyefedyee 0
time to start thinking bout gettin them all back
Bandz_fml 3
Yes. No one show up indeed...
hairt 4
hahahga
Rangant 7
at least ur house is tidy now
dodgewama 0
haha true
knibbsy 4
With grammar like yours OP, no wonder no one showed up. "372 Avenue y'all should Willow Tree yeah that's the street bring napkins it's gonna be I'll be there soon a great time see you at parties."
docscientist 10
Wha-?
knibbsy 4
Exactly. That's why no one came to OP's house.
docscientist 10
But she's already a belligerent drunk, she's ready to go!
knibbsy 4
Which is why I would have went to her house. ;)
BloodyHeel 8
Oh yes I would have been there. If only someone had of invited me.
xStiina 0
at least your house wouldn't get trashed again :)
Doortje 30
Look at the bright side: your house is all clean and tidy ^^
FYLDeep 26
I guess you have to drink the keg by yourself.
kenjiisown 1
Do you work with teenagers?
amerwin 3
haha... sounds like you've been had bud. Brilliant way of ensuring that you didn't make an appearance at the actual party, however.
_Annonymous_ 0
that's exactly what I was thinking