Today, my parents went out of town and I was home all alone. I put up party decorations such as streamers, balloons and confetti. Then, I drank out of red cups, crushed them up and put them all over the house. I didn't have a party, I just wanted to convince my family that I'm not a loser. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a bunch of parties while my parents were out of town. I made sure to clean up absolutely everything, I even vacuumed the stairs. As they pulled up, I noticed all of the trash bags filled with beer cans blocking their way into the garage. FML
Today, my parents came home after being out of town for the weekend. I stayed home, did homework and completely cleaned the house, thinking I could earn some brownie points with them. They saw how clean the house was and accused me of covering up a party. FML
Today, I found out that the day I moved out of my parents' house, they invited my whole family over and had a party to celebrate the fact that I was gone. FML
Today, my parents, who are out of town but driving back tomorrow, called to see how I was doing. They asked if I'd thrown a party in their absence, and I said no. My dad replied, "Well I'm currently looking at pictures on Facebook of our kitchen with beer and a bong on the table." FML
Today, my parents got back from their weekend ski trip. I had a few parties over the weekend and had cleaned up absolutely EVERYTHING; beer cans, throw up, spilled drinks, etc. The only thing I forgot about was the condom someone left in my parents bed. FML
Today, I got all dressed up for a New Year's party. When my parents and siblings left the house to their parties, I got undressed. I wasn't going to a party. I only got dressed up so my family would think I had plans. FML
Today, it was my 21st birthday and I invited a handful of my best friends over. They all stood me up and I drank alone in my apartment. Happy birthday to me. FML
Today, I held a house party. For fun, I made sure all the beer was alcohol-free, so I could see which of my friends would be weak-minded enough to end up acting drunk. Three did. I was one of them. FML
Today, everyone at work was demanding I stage a party at my house. I agreed to it and rushed home to tidy up before the guests arrived. No one showed up. FML
Today, I thought I had gotten away with throwing a party while my folks were gone the night before. They came home and I was as sweet as possible. I could tell they were not buying it, but I thought I was in the clear. Later, they told me I had drunk-dialled them and spilled the beans. FML
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JumbledGirl 2
Aww.... You forgot to break things...
natsaysheyyy 16
Uhhm... No one puts up party decorations for an actual party...
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Comments (190)
hereinnc 12
You don't need to get drunk and throw parties and have a million jerk friends to not be a loser. Your parents entrusted you with their house with means they felt you were responsible. ASSuming you get good grades you will grow up to be anything but a loser. Ignore societies ridiculous movies and facebook's versions of what a teenager should be. Be a successful version of yourself. There is plenty of time for having fun and it doesn't have to include getting shit faced drunk and having wreck less parties while your parents are out of town to feel as though you "fit in"
Nirah_fml 18
You weren't a loser until you did this.
challan 19
Don't fake it, do the real deal! Op, if your area is anything like mine, if someone's having a party, we all go. Just spread the word. I go to party's all the time that I have NO CLUE who's it is! I meet them, chill with them, then new friendships are made. You can do this!!!
gelfx 1
real parties dont have confetti, or ballons unless you're 5
shaynafaye 3
you did this to yourself. how does this qualify as an fml? I just don't understand. like. your sad. so are a lot of people. I got counseling.
vbmg152 19
Go make some friends!
anongrl5846 19
Lol
FUCKNAMESBREH 0
Party by yourself or with a few friends? Drugs & booze ;D
ShelbyGray 8
Red solo cup. I fill you up. Pretend to party. Pretend to party.
lovebeecharmer 6
Wow have some dignity and self-respect. Parties like that are for losers.