By Anonymous - 18/04/2014 02:55 - Australia - Brisbane

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Today, my parents made a game out of deliberately walking in when I'm trying to masturbate. They even turn on all the hot water taps when I'm trying to do it in the shower. FML
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lat1404 16

It's weird that they know when you **********

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thxnder 14

Go somewhere else then, or wait until they aren't home, or asleep. Even sit down with them and ask them to stop because its making you feel uncomfortable. FYL, OP.

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MissBehavin77 18

That is really weird. How do they even know and why would they actually walk in on purpose? Disturbing

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cook4money 9

I think they are paying you back for all the times you interrupted them. Pay back is a bitch and they seem to be having fun paying you back.

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elns_studios 11

Or, they're a Christian family that doesn't allow masturbation, and think this is an appropriate way to get him to stop "killing sperm".

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odod777 28

Why do your parents know when you are masurbating?

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NightHawk387 22

You really need to mix up your routines, OP.

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billie_joann 10

Why do they want to walk in on you in the first place? then make it a game?

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joshi42 16

Just stop moaning so loud in process.

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kirdypie 14

maybe it's their way of trying to get you to stop doing it so much.

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elcee1987 18

Why not just stop masturbating until they forget this little game of theirs? Surely you can hold off for a few days. I'm thinking ydi

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d4m4s74 12

Just stare them in the eyes and keep fapping until they leave.

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