Today, my parents made a game out of deliberately walking in when I'm trying to masturbate. They even turn on all the hot water taps when I'm trying to do it in the shower. FML
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Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML
Today, my soon-to-be mother-in-law walked in on me masturbating, in my own house. FML
Today, I woke up early. As I was just about to fall back asleep, I was re-awoken to the sound of my parents doing it in the shower. FML
Today, my dad unlocked the bathroom door and barged in without warning only to catch me, with no clothes on, masturbating. He said, "sorry" but stayed for another 20 seconds to look for his shampoo. FML
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a handjob in the shower. As I was reaching climax, my mom walked by the bathroom door and started talking to me. My girlfriend didn't stop, and in order to distract from the situation at hand, I had to carry on the conversation with my mom. FML
Today, I turned the shower on the hottest setting so it would warm up quickly. I started to sing and dance around the bathroom. I got too carried away and pelvic thrusted the water, which I hadn't turned back down. FML
Today, I walked in on my Mum and Dad having sex and didn't even realize what they were doing until she shouted at him to go harder. FML
Today, while in my room on the computer, I had a sudden urge to pee. I got up to use the loo and started hearing some disturbing noises from inside. Apparently I was so quiet my parents thought I was gone and decided to have sex in the shower. It's been an hour and my bladder is about to burst. FML
Today, my dad told me to take my stress out by getting a girlfriend. My mom laughed and said, "No that won't work, just go jack off in the shower again." FML
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Top comments
lat1404 16
It's weird that they know when you **********
thxnder 14
Go somewhere else then, or wait until they aren't home, or asleep. Even sit down with them and ask them to stop because its making you feel uncomfortable. FYL, OP.
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Comments (190)
MissBehavin77 18
That is really weird. How do they even know and why would they actually walk in on purpose? Disturbing
cook4money 9
I think they are paying you back for all the times you interrupted them. Pay back is a bitch and they seem to be having fun paying you back.
elns_studios 11
Or, they're a Christian family that doesn't allow masturbation, and think this is an appropriate way to get him to stop "killing sperm".
odod777 28
Why do your parents know when you are masurbating?
sophieellen3656 4
This is your fault mate ahahaha
elns_studios 11
Please, explain.
NightHawk387 22
You really need to mix up your routines, OP.
billie_joann 10
Why do they want to walk in on you in the first place? then make it a game?
joshi42 16
Just stop moaning so loud in process.
kirdypie 14
maybe it's their way of trying to get you to stop doing it so much.
elcee1987 18
Why not just stop masturbating until they forget this little game of theirs? Surely you can hold off for a few days. I'm thinking ydi
d4m4s74 12
Just stare them in the eyes and keep fapping until they leave.