Ashamed_Sister
Graz, Austria
Today, I returned from a job abroad and saw my twin brother for the first time in six months. He greeted me with words of true brotherly love: "You've fattened up a bit." FML
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real life problems 26
Oh no.. poor you.. what a horrible FML
BurnInDemonFire 39
"Yeah? At least I don't have a micro dick."
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BurnInDemonFire 39
"Yeah? At least I don't have a micro dick."
real life problems 26
Oh no.. poor you.. what a horrible FML
wanted_2_want 40
Ahhh! Nothing like the refreshing greetings of long time not seen relatives! Makes you want to turn around a leave. Right!?!?
Davros 12
....and I see you still have the charm of a 1 legged hooker with a lisp.
Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
"yeah and you look more like a rat so not much has changed"
chris_lillo 15
You have said it perfectly "true brotherly love!"
RichardPencil 32
This could be a relief or a scare depending on whether he’s a plumpa humpa, aka, a chubby chaser.
PhoenixChick 26
Now as the bigger of the two, you can finally eat your brother and become the even bigger only child.
PhoenixChick 26
At least people can tell you apart now?
indienerdgirl 27
Okay first thats a dick move. Secondly I have a twin bro and I'm bigger than him. But once he gained weight and got a beer gut I laughed so hard at every change I got. Funniest part is he knew I did too 😂😂😂