FML : Today, I returned from a job abroad and saw my twin brother for the first time in six months. He greeted me with words of true brotherly love: "You've...

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Today, I returned from a job abroad and saw my twin brother for the first time in six months. He greeted me with words of true brotherly love: "You've fattened up a bit." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Ashamed_Sister - / Thursday 19 July 2018 20:30 / Austria - Graz

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By BurnInDemonFire | 23

#7657869 - Saturday 7 July 2018 2:40

"Yeah? At least I don't have a micro dick."

By real life problems | 26

#7663705 - Thursday 19 July 2018 20:41

Oh no.. poor you.. what a horrible FML

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By BurnInDemonFire | 23

#7657869 - Saturday 7 July 2018 2:40

"Yeah? At least I don't have a micro dick."

By real life problems | 26

#7663705 - Thursday 19 July 2018 20:41

Oh no.. poor you.. what a horrible FML

By wanted_2_want | 39

#7663736 - Thursday 19 July 2018 21:39

Ahhh! Nothing like the refreshing greetings of long time not seen relatives!

Makes you want to turn around a leave. Right!?!?

By Davros | 12

#7663737 - Thursday 19 July 2018 21:39

....and I see you still have the charm of a 1 legged hooker with a lisp.

By Cody Vertigo Bonthoux | 13

#7663748 - Thursday 19 July 2018 22:27

"yeah and you look more like a rat so not much has changed"

By chris_lillo | 10

#7663751 - Thursday 19 July 2018 22:31

You have said it perfectly "true brotherly love!"

By RichardPencil | 25

#7663818 - Friday 20 July 2018 3:22

This could be a relief or a scare depending on whether he’s a plumpa humpa, aka, a chubby chaser.

By PhoenixChick | 24

#7664103 - Friday 20 July 2018 15:52

Now as the bigger of the two, you can finally eat your brother and become the even bigger only child.

By PhoenixChick | 24

#7664104 - Friday 20 July 2018 15:52

At least people can tell you apart now?

By indienerdgirl | 23

#7664287 - Saturday 21 July 2018 2:14

Okay first thats a dick move. Secondly I have a twin bro and I'm bigger than him. But once he gained weight and got a beer gut I laughed so hard at every change I got. Funniest part is he knew I did too 😂😂😂