Today, I returned from a job abroad and saw my twin brother for the first time in six months. He greeted me with words of true brotherly love: "You've fattened up a bit." FML
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BurnInDemonFire
| 28
"Yeah? At least I don't have a micro dick."
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real life problems
| 26
Oh no.. poor you.. what a horrible FML
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BurnInDemonFire
| 28
"Yeah? At least I don't have a micro dick."
By
real life problems
| 26
Oh no.. poor you.. what a horrible FML
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wanted_2_want
| 40
Ahhh! Nothing like the refreshing greetings of long time not seen relatives!
Makes you want to turn around a leave. Right!?!?
Makes you want to turn around a leave. Right!?!?
By
Davros
| 12
....and I see you still have the charm of a 1 legged hooker with a lisp.
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Cody Vertigo Bonthoux
| 15
"yeah and you look more like a rat so not much has changed"
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chris_lillo
| 12
You have said it perfectly "true brotherly love!"
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RichardPencil
| 27
This could be a relief or a scare depending on whether he’s a plumpa humpa, aka, a chubby chaser.
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PhoenixChick
| 26
Now as the bigger of the two, you can finally eat your brother and become the even bigger only child.
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PhoenixChick
| 26
At least people can tell you apart now?
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indienerdgirl
| 27
Okay first thats a dick move. Secondly I have a twin bro and I'm bigger than him. But once he gained weight and got a beer gut I laughed so hard at every change I got. Funniest part is he knew I did too 😂😂😂