Today, my parents made a game out of deliberately walking in when I'm trying to masturbate. They even turn on all the hot water taps when I'm trying to do it in the shower. FML
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Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML
Today, my soon-to-be mother-in-law walked in on me masturbating, in my own house. FML
Today, I woke up early. As I was just about to fall back asleep, I was re-awoken to the sound of my parents doing it in the shower. FML
Today, my dad unlocked the bathroom door and barged in without warning only to catch me, with no clothes on, masturbating. He said, "sorry" but stayed for another 20 seconds to look for his shampoo. FML
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a handjob in the shower. As I was reaching climax, my mom walked by the bathroom door and started talking to me. My girlfriend didn't stop, and in order to distract from the situation at hand, I had to carry on the conversation with my mom. FML
Today, I turned the shower on the hottest setting so it would warm up quickly. I started to sing and dance around the bathroom. I got too carried away and pelvic thrusted the water, which I hadn't turned back down. FML
Today, I walked in on my Mum and Dad having sex and didn't even realize what they were doing until she shouted at him to go harder. FML
Today, while in my room on the computer, I had a sudden urge to pee. I got up to use the loo and started hearing some disturbing noises from inside. Apparently I was so quiet my parents thought I was gone and decided to have sex in the shower. It's been an hour and my bladder is about to burst. FML
Today, my dad told me to take my stress out by getting a girlfriend. My mom laughed and said, "No that won't work, just go jack off in the shower again." FML
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lat1404 16
It's weird that they know when you **********
thxnder 14
Go somewhere else then, or wait until they aren't home, or asleep. Even sit down with them and ask them to stop because its making you feel uncomfortable. FYL, OP.
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Comments (190)
conman531 23
If they are doing it every time, maybe you need to make it less obvious that you're masturbating
Sirmrcrowley 12
Next time they walk in just look at it and say "and that's why people need to be beaten with a tire iron" they'll think you're crazy and never intrude again!!
FelixJC 14
Are you that obvious? Just wait until they're out the house.
Thatguy334 7
Make eye contact with them an go at it even harder.
Durantye 8
That is sincerely beyond the level of ****** up. Like seriously why would any parent walk in on their child masturbating on purpose. That isn't even funny it is a little sick and gross.
worldclassrager 41
Late at night really late at night like 2:00 am...or don't jack off
maggiefox 25
This fml is a little disturbing. Not gonna lie.
chadermcchaf 16
You probably jerk it so much they think it's funny to walk in on you. Just walk in on them having sex
brittneyalyseg 7
Maybe you shouldn't be so loud? Lol
Quiet_one 22
Probably a sign that you're doing it way too often, or really loudly.