Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML
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Today, my older brother gave me his old phone. He didn't realize that he hadn't deleted his pictures. I found a bunch of him wearing my underwear and bras. FML
Today, my brother got pantsed by his idiot friends. It was a surprise to everyone that he was wearing women's underwear at the time, but even more of a surprise for me that the underwear belonged to me. FML
Today, I thought it'd be funny to give my younger brother a wedgie. I found the thong I thought I'd lost. FML
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
Today, I found my expensive lingerie I thought I had lost. In my 15-year-old brother's room. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother performing voodoo on a doll with my picture taped to its face. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother shaving his nuts, all while giggling like a maniac and seemingly high out of his mind. FML
Today, I thought I was home alone so I went to take a shower and left my door open. My dog came in, stole my bra, and ran out of my bathroom. I jumped out and followed him, only to find out that my brother had two of his friends over. They all saw me naked, and my dog had my bra in his mouth. FML
Today, I was home alone, and decided to do some naked cleaning just because I could. After half an hour of liberating nakie-dusting, I turn around to see my boyfriend and his best friend gaping at me open mouthed. His older brother however gave a creepy smile and the thumbs up. FML
Today, my 10 year old brother caught me masturbating and then said "Oh, so that's how you do it!". He then ran to his room and locked the door. I inadvertently taught my little brother how to masturbate. FML
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ddddddddg 9
'Stewies' voice' "so someone likes to play a little dress up? That's always fun.…"
gracehi 31
That's what locks are for, "Bro."
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Comments (168)
StarThrower 17
Props to you. It may be awkward at first, but it can help your brother learn more about tolerance.
X_Codes 11
That's hardly the point, here. It doesn't matter whether or not big bro is OK with his little brother dressing up, big bro is going to use this to make his life hell, regardless. I hope OP's name isn't suggesting that there are pictures of this event.
StarThrower 17
You may possibly be absolutely right. I guess in my head, my line if reasoning went that if the older brother is accepting and tolerant, it means he will be loving and sensitive, therefore he won't want to make his brother's life hell. But I know nothing of sibling rivalry :) Maybe he will mess with him until he learns to accept him? I don't know. I was just trying to be positive, I guess lol
Jasminoss22 6
It would be funny if we see another post later that says: Today, I walked in on my little brother, wearing nothing but a bra, panties and high heels... #FML
andyyroxx 20
#FML u wot m8
mr_sarcastic416 29
I might just do that for the hell of it lol (and maybe to get that "wrote an FML" badge out of the way lol)
andyyroxx 20
Orly lol? Lol.
Shenanigans9 8
Oh god it's spreading
Kenton1008 21
u want sum ***, 51?
goreajek 13
Ok, good I'm not the only one for having a fetish with wearing female undergarments. :/
presque_fml 11
I like you.
solarrunner 16
This post is kind of gay :/
andyyroxx 20
Please take your belongings and make your way out of the FML community. Thank you.
jmcr 27
op dont worry about it if your brother is tolerant im sure he wouldnt care besides the awkwardness of the moment but im sure you guys will be laughing about that later on when you get older :)
andyyroxx 20
"And the Lord said, 'Thou shalt use the reply button when commenting about a comment.'" Efemel, 4:20.
pumboc 23
I'm guessing that you'll be doing all his chores for the rest of your life in return for him keeping his mouth shut. He now owns you.
FaygoAndMiracles 18
Or, maybe, we should give the older brother the benefit of the doubt, and hope that he is an accepting person who will be okay with his brother the way he is and won't blackmail him?
pumboc 23
My comment had nothing to do with his choice of attire or lifestyle; he can wear a duck outfit for all I care. Rather, it was a play on older-younger brother dynamics. Lighten up.
FaygoAndMiracles 18
I wasn't saying you were making any kind of opinion on the OP's lifestyle and attire choices, but I was saying that you were basically saying that the OP's brother was going to blackmail him.
vencku 13
No, he was making a joke. Siblings are like that, they generally tease, torment and love each other. Lighten up.
FaygoAndMiracles 18
But, the thing is, while we are giving the older brother the benefit of the doubt and hoping they are accepting, there are people who are more bigoted and would make a big deal out of this, and if their parents were bigoted, then this actually could be used for blackmail. If the OP came back and confirmed this, the joke would seem more mean than funny, wouldn't it? Just saying.
perdix 29
I have the feeling he wasn't surprised, and has known that you are not a "regular guy" for many years. Are those your garments, or do they belong to your mom or sister? This is where things could become awkward.
roxxyfoxxy3 25
Now I'm starting to wonder where he got them from...
AliciaMeow 12
I was wondering this too!!!
sikunt89_fml 16
I wonder how old you are... you're 21st just got super embarrassing for you I bet.
ni0ve 9
Lol
Axel5238 29
Sorry your brother had to find out this way, but if this is what your into dude be proud. Don't be ashamed of who you are. A lot of the people that would deride you for this have much freakier kinks. Dunno if for the OP is just cross dressing/ or wants to be trans gender/ get a sex change , but be proud of who you are and don't let anyone put you down.