By Anonymous - 23/10/2009 15:15 - Netherlands

Today, my old highschool math teacher called me, asking me to please stop calling him at 2AM every weekend. Turns out my best friend uses my cellphone to call his number every time she's drunk, and declares her eternal love to him. FML
I agree, your life sucks 38 386
You deserved it 4 369

Same thing different taste

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Do NOT let your friend use your phone any more.

u got a friend who still stays smart enough to use your phone and not hers when she's drunk? props 2 her. I usually don't have a clue when I'm wasted. just keep an eye on your phone from now on. FYL.

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perdix 29

She can regularly get drunk and gain control over your possessions? Do you have a boyfriend? Guess what? So does she and it is the same make and model. ;)

Yeah. Good luck getting anyone to take you seriously when you're speaking that way.

I assume you're both replying to Pimpin88's #11 comment and not my #11 comment. FML is acting up again. Pimpin88 is just a douchebag, and he's never going to stop with his idiotic comments until he finally hits puberty.

OP is from the Netherlands, so I suppose having a friend who gets drunk every weekend by 2 PM isn't that big a stretch. Perhaps she likes to get high later in the day and would prefer not to mix and match.

Epickitty58 29

#20 it's 2AM that her friend gets drunk, not 2PM

lyfesukz 0

wait at 2pm? did you mean to say 2am because i doubt someone is going to get drunk at 2 in the afternoon

proud_liberal 0

if you drink alcohol you are an alcoholic. I wish ppl that drank all died horrible deaths

it should be you that dies for being a boring old codger.... alochol is great i drink all the darn time!!!! and im probably going to out live you so suck on that

okay first of all: codger? really? second: even if drunks do live, they wont live well. this girl in my grade drinks a lot. she used to be pretty, but now she looks like a hag

Not every tree is in a forest, and not everyone that drinks is a drunk. I wish ppl that spewed their ill-logic would all have massive finger stubbings and stay off the internet.

iheart; Your post leads to one question. Does she get drunk enough to lower her standards so that even you could bag that hag??

Epickitty58 29

My grandmother was an alcoholic. She died when my mom was 18. I never met her. She drank because her husband, my grandfather, left her, and she was ashamed about a lot of things in her life. That make you feel good? Alcoholism killed my grandmother. So an alcoholic died a horrible death 26 years ago, #22. Why don't you do all of us with alcoholic relatives a favor and go **** yourself with a stick, because apparently not only are you an alcoholic if you drink at all, but you should also die a horrible death. Thanks for making me think of my dead relatives again. My grandfather (the same one that I mentioned) died from a brain tumor, you wanna make fun of that, too? :*(

maybe, just maybe, the PM was an error

skb_fml 0

why do you have your old math teacher's number..?

I have my old teachers numbers. They gave it out to all the students.

How does she use your cellphone drunk every weekend without you knowing?