FML : Today, my mother's beloved cat died and we thought it would be nice to bury it in the back yard. I came home from work and while walking to the door saw...

Today, my mother's beloved cat died and we thought it would be nice to bury it in the back yard. I came home from work and while walking to the door saw that the cat had been dug up and partially eaten by the local raccoons and strays. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By catstew - / Friday 2 October 2009 01:43 / United States

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By allmidnighteyes | 10

#599238 - Friday 2 October 2009 9:39

You obviously didn't bury your pussy deep enough.

By Witchcraft_fml | 4

#599281 - Friday 2 October 2009 10:17

How rotten.
I bet your mum will be real torn up by this.

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By allmidnighteyes | 10

#599238 - Friday 2 October 2009 9:39

You obviously didn't bury your pussy deep enough.

redbluegreen | 40

#599246 - Friday 2 October 2009 9:44

They didn't have the balls to do it.

allmidnighteyes | 10

#599256 - Friday 2 October 2009 9:50

His shovel is too short to reach a sufficient depth.

Witchcraft_fml | 4

#599276 - Friday 2 October 2009 10:13

Odd, I always thought it was the dick that was buried, not the pussy.
I should have paid more attention in sex-ed.

allmidnighteyes | 10

#599277 - Friday 2 October 2009 10:14

Oh, you British folk and your ricockulous backwards sexing :]

learn dem amurrka sexin tyms gurrl

Witchcraft_fml | 4

#599283 - Friday 2 October 2009 10:20

Shame.

No wonder the population is decreasing from lack of pregnancies.
I can't bear the pressure of having to educate a whole country of the American sexy-ways now, though.

allmidnighteyes | 10

#599286 - Friday 2 October 2009 10:26

Teach someone the ways. Use them as a puppet. =]

Witchcraft_fml | 4

#599287 - Friday 2 October 2009 10:29

I will become sensei.

So it's bury the pussy, not the other way around.
Got it.

Intoxicunt | 5

#599791 - Friday 2 October 2009 18:35

WHOA JESUS, Alan is looking hot!

By TimmyM | 0

#599257 - Friday 2 October 2009 9:51

What'd you do, take one shoveful of earth out the ground, then just put a bit on top of it and called that buried? You deserved it.

By artsavage13 | 0

#599274 - Friday 2 October 2009 10:11

Unfortunately, with that much raw meat, you gotta put more effort than you think into making sure it stays buried. Ever seen the end of Old Yeller, where they have the big pile of heavy rocks? That's exactly why.

By Witchcraft_fml | 4

#599281 - Friday 2 October 2009 10:17

How rotten.
I bet your mum will be real torn up by this.

By hazri | 0

#599282 - Friday 2 October 2009 10:19

Circle of Life. Its a beautiful thing

By 24788 | 6

#599319 - Friday 2 October 2009 12:01

Racoons are horrible people!!!

By redbluegreen | 40

#599321 - Friday 2 October 2009 12:05

Girls with raccoon makeup are still considered somewhat human. You can call them that.

allmidnighteyes | 10

#599326 - Friday 2 October 2009 12:08

I didn't know Kiki Kannibal dug up dead kittens and ate them =/

But then again, this one IS from Florida...

redbluegreen | 40

#599398 - Friday 2 October 2009 13:34

Well, Audrey Kitching does wear leather, so why not?

By friscobuff | 0

#599322 - Friday 2 October 2009 12:06

YDI for killing your cat!

By bass1989 | 0

#599395 - Friday 2 October 2009 13:28

your supposed to dig deep, put some mud on top, then put a paving slab or something on top, followed by the rest of the mud. that way they can't dig down to it.

By olisykes_ | 0

#599413 - Friday 2 October 2009 13:51

ROFLLL. I dunno why, but I just pictured that happening and I found it hilarious.

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