Today, after working alone in a room all day, I let a fart sneak out. Just then, my drop dead gorgeous boss and two new girls walked in. I could literally see them hit the stench and cringe. FML
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A07
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No clever puns this time, I feel genuinely sorry for you OP
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MrSassypants
| 32
If they smelt it, they dealt it, so really, they should be apologizing to you.
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A07
| 48
No clever puns this time, I feel genuinely sorry for you OP
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then000bster
| 16
Couldn't think of a good pun? You just got to let it slip out at the right time. Just not when 3 chicks walk by.
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aruden
| 25
I agree #1, I feel sorry for this poor bastard.
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rocksmith
| 15
That must really stink
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BrewmasterK79
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Damn, talk about bad timing. Sorry OP
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MrSassypants
| 32
If they smelt it, they dealt it, so really, they should be apologizing to you.
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TheKingOfHearts
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In s
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mick3446
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That stinks when that happens
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Sangue0608
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I'm pretty sure that's the worst pun I'll read all day.
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AbtractAngela
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Please stop trying so hard(:
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PatMcGroin12345
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Ask if they smell that too.. Then tell them there must be a gas leak. Blame is off you,
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Brandi_Faith
| 33
Blaming it on a gas leak isn't a good idea because then the fire department would probably be called in, which would be a huge waste of their time. But op could blame it on someone that "just left."
The good thing about girls, op, is that we tend to ignore farts and pretend we don't notice and that nothing happened. We don't want it pointed out and embarrassed when we do it, so we don't point it out and embarrass when others do it. They'd most likely never bring it up; whereas if some guys had walked in, they'd have definitely pointed it out and embarrassed you. It's a shame guys can't ignore it too seeing as it happens to all of us.
The good thing about girls, op, is that we tend to ignore farts and pretend we don't notice and that nothing happened. We don't want it pointed out and embarrassed when we do it, so we don't point it out and embarrass when others do it. They'd most likely never bring it up; whereas if some guys had walked in, they'd have definitely pointed it out and embarrassed you. It's a shame guys can't ignore it too seeing as it happens to all of us.
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gracehi
| 31
Hey, maybe they're into that. You never know. ;)
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olpally
| 32
Sarcasm or not that's horrible... :/
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TenebrionHZ
| 5
I feel like your profile pic was judging him.
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gracehi
| 31
Clearly I've been among dirty minded sailors too long.
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enginsteve
| 17
this works for me.
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aj9319
| 16
If they figured out its you, they will remember you for long.
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Zappaz
| 32
He did work alone in that room all day, so I'm pretty sure they'll know it was him XD
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Diarrhea_Volcano
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Reminds me of that episode of spongebob where he had the really bad breath.
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SirEnigM0nk
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I feel you...those farts can be sneaky bastards indeed! Damn Taco Bell!
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gopi_fml
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well when u gotta fart u fart.as simple as that, and if someone make fun of you the give them a sting at there office