By JustWashedTheseJeans - 25/10/2016 01:05

Today, I pissed my pants in fear for the first time. Was I at a spooky haunted house? Nope, I turned a corner and got startled by a parked car. FML
I agree, your life sucks 11 183
You deserved it 1 920

Same thing different taste

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You gotta be careful with those parked cars, they can be vicious.....

stevenJB 25

Was it a Chevy? I'm sure you startled it too and it broke down right then and there.

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You gotta be careful with those parked cars, they can be vicious.....

stevenJB 25

Was it a Chevy? I'm sure you startled it too and it broke down right then and there.

Don't worry, it'll get better. Next time, you'll piss your pants over existential dread and eventually work your way up to pissing your pants during a mugging. Eventually, you'll piss yourself in the zombie apocalypse.

IcyDarcy 10
Superbaker123 14

This is one of the few fmls to make me laugh, sorry about your pants OP!

if that parked car was stealing more than one spot then your reaction is very reasonable.