You gotta be careful with those parked cars, they can be vicious.....

Was it a Chevy? I'm sure you startled it too and it broke down right then and there.

They are pretty scary....

Don't worry, it'll get better. Next time, you'll piss your pants over existential dread and eventually work your way up to pissing your pants during a mugging. Eventually, you'll piss yourself in the zombie apocalypse.

Was that car called Horace ?

thats sad

This is one of the few fmls to make me laugh, sorry about your pants OP!

Was it Christine?

if that parked car was stealing more than one spot then your reaction is very reasonable.

You deserved it.