By JustWashedTheseJeans - 25/10/2016 01:05

Today, I pissed my pants in fear for the first time. Was I at a spooky haunted house? Nope, I turned a corner and got startled by a parked car. FML
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earljonez 22
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You gotta be careful with those parked cars, they can be vicious.....

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stevenJB 25

Was it a Chevy? I'm sure you startled it too and it broke down right then and there.

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earljonez 22
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You gotta be careful with those parked cars, they can be vicious.....

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stevenJB 25

Was it a Chevy? I'm sure you startled it too and it broke down right then and there.

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HeavyWeaponsGuy 21
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They are pretty scary....

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Tripartita 44
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Don't worry, it'll get better. Next time, you'll piss your pants over existential dread and eventually work your way up to pissing your pants during a mugging. Eventually, you'll piss yourself in the zombie apocalypse.

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IcyDarcy 10

Was that car called Horace ?

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Superbaker123 14

This is one of the few fmls to make me laugh, sorry about your pants OP!

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Mynamewontfi 40
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Was it Christine?

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hellnosucka 27
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if that parked car was stealing more than one spot then your reaction is very reasonable.

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kutkutkut 8
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You deserved it.

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