Today, I pissed my pants in fear for the first time. Was I at a spooky haunted house? Nope, I turned a corner and got startled by a parked car. FML
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By
earljonez
| 22
You gotta be careful with those parked cars, they can be vicious.....
By
stevenJB
| 25
Was it a Chevy? I'm sure you startled it too and it broke down right then and there.
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By
earljonez
| 22
You gotta be careful with those parked cars, they can be vicious.....
By
stevenJB
| 25
Was it a Chevy? I'm sure you startled it too and it broke down right then and there.
By
HeavyWeaponsGuy
| 21
They are pretty scary....
By
Tripartita
| 44
Don't worry, it'll get better. Next time, you'll piss your pants over existential dread and eventually work your way up to pissing your pants during a mugging. Eventually, you'll piss yourself in the zombie apocalypse.
By
IcyDarcy
| 9
Was that car called Horace ?
By
gmanbuilder
| 11
thats sad
By
Superbaker123
| 14
This is one of the few fmls to make me laugh, sorry about your pants OP!
By
Mynamewontfi
| 40
Was it Christine?
By
hellnosucka
| 27
if that parked car was stealing more than one spot then your reaction is very reasonable.
By
kutkutkut
| 8
You deserved it.