Today, during my meeting with manager, I found out that my coworkers think that I stink. I literally shower every day and use deodorant and perfume. Am I doing something wrong? FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out I’m the “smelly girl” in the office. Now I understand all those passive-aggressive subtle comments about hygiene and showering made by my coworkers, and why a bottle of Dial body wash randomly appeared on my desk one day. FML
Today, multiple customers have complained about my body odor. Not only can I not smell anything, but I shower three times a day and brush my teeth seven times a day. FML
Today, the district manager visited. Also today, I got called into the office to talk about "personal hygiene". The assistant store manager asked me if I had some kind of medical problem and advised me to shower regularly because my co-workers have been making comments. FML
Today, my mom yelled at me because even though I shower thoroughly twice a day, I still stink. My mom showers once a week, never wears deodorant, and smells like roses. FML
Today, I was in a rush to get to work and forgot to put on deodorant. I didn't realize until my coworker told me I smelled like a gym sock. FML
Today, I realized that I'd run out of deodorant. On top of that, I was late to work so I had to run, making me all sweaty and smelly. To cover it up, I used the air-freshener in the toilet at work. Everyone recognized the "Lemon Tree" scent and now all of my colleagues think I'm a cheap bastard. FML
Today, I went to work at my new job after taking a shower but I'd forgotten to put on deodorant. I started getting strange looks and wondered why, only to find out later that everyone was talking about me, including someone I have a crush on. FML
Today, I found out the reason my co-workers have been giving me gum every day is not because of their generosity, but because everyone in the office thinks my breath smells. FML
Today, I was loudly asked if I'd rubbed poop all over myself this morning. I shower three times a day, brush my teeth for 10 minutes twice a day, and wear copious amounts of antiperspirant. FML
Today, while at work, I was trying to locate the source of the really bad BO wafting around, when I realized I'd forgotten to put on deodorant this morning. I have 5 hours of shame left to go. FML
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Mad Jack 4
Maybe it's the deodorant and perfume that makes you stink? Sometimes less is more.
Inkoseh 33
Either too heavy on the perfume or you have something going on biologically. There's some people who have metabolic disorders that makes their breath and sweat smells like sulfur or eggs.
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Inkoseh 33
Either too heavy on the perfume or you have something going on biologically. There's some people who have metabolic disorders that makes their breath and sweat smells like sulfur or eggs.
4FLuckSake 11
and not being rude or funny what so ever…. also like poop/fecal matter type of smell. Research TMAU. i go through H E L L
Mad Jack 4
Maybe it's the deodorant and perfume that makes you stink? Sometimes less is more.
metroido 21
You’re doing everything you can and still stink? The ****??
4FLuckSake 11
research TMAU, it sucks. I literally go through hell you can smell like eggs, poop/fecal matter, it’s the worst thing ever. People that always shower daily, and the finding out that they have this because it bleeds right through the skin pours.