Today, my obsessive ex, who recently cut my phone line to stop me from talking to my boyfriend of three years, got a job at the same restaurant where both my boyfriend and I work. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend, who I thought was finally out of my life for good, is now dating my new manager. FML
Today, I found out my boss hired literally the only person in this town who is an ex-boyfriend. I also work with my current boyfriend. FML
Today, my psycho ex-girlfriend showed up at my new job to, "Keep an eye on me." The same ex-girlfriend who has been stalking me since we broke up. Two years ago. FML
Today, the girl my ex-boyfriend cheated on me with had a job interview at my place of work. If she gets the job, she'll be my manager. FML
Today, I found out that my three closest online friends are the same person: my obsessive ex. I met all three before he and I even started dating. FML
Today, I went for a job interview. I'd resigned at my current job and applied for somewhere closer to home. They hired me on the spot, and as I was leaving, I saw my abusive ex-boyfriend working in the store. So… now I'm working alongside my ex who abused me for two years. Time to apply elsewhere. FML
Today, my abusive ex-boyfriend yet again decided to eat at the restaurant I work at. It’s traumatizing to me, and I think that’s why he does it. FML
Today, I met my ex's new boyfriend. I was at work, cashiering at the movie theater that they were apparently having their first date at. We broke up less than 24 hours ago. FML
Today, I found out that my violent ex has moved to my country for the sole purpose of tracking me down. I know this because my former boss called and told me she gave him my address. She loves the idea of us getting back together because, "You're such a cute couple!" FML
Today, I was at dinner with my boyfriend. About 30 minutes into dinner and I see my exes come in, one by one. In the end, they were all sitting at the same table. My boyfriend got up and went to the bathroom. He came back and sat down with them. Apparently my boyfriend went through my phone and called all of them. FML
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RabbitOfAurora 28
A 'bit of paper' that will send his ass to jail if he violates it. good luck with prosecution OP; I hope all goes well and they hit him with that book hard!
that1guyyy 12
Phone line? Don't you have a cell phone or Skype? Oh and get a restraining order
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Comments (180)
vondie440 14
I didn't know phones still came with a cord.
perdix 31
Gosh! I hope he doesn't interfere with your smoke signals, carrier pigeons or telegraphs, too!
Sweetpea22 14
Get a restraining order before he hurts you, your boyfriend, or you both
chosha_fml 27
Be professional and wait for him to **** up and do something against you or your boyfriend and get fired. He will.
thebomb553 5
1. How do you not already have a phone of your own? fix that 2. Alert your boss, as well as the police about future events that might occur
G_bear24 9
its time for a restraining order...majorly
cathrope 10
I agree a restraining order is needed here and you and your boyfriend should get conceal and carry permits.
Ins0mau 20
Conceal and carry permits? In the U.K?
Sparx1_1 16
1: tell your boss why this guy asked for the job. Unless your boss is a complete tool he'll get rid of the guy - and he would be within his rights to do it. 2: call the police and keep calling them every single time you have even the smallest problem with this guy. Get a restraining order asap.
A_Twon34 4
yoi should embarass him.
Expired_Skittles 4
That sounds like something that came straight out of a soap opera