By Anonymous


Today, I found out that the dream in which I drunkenly phoned my boss and called him a "fat useless piece of shit" actually did happen. I woke up to 10 missed calls and 5 angry texts stating I was fired. FML
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By  RichardPencil  |  30

I don’t know about fat, but you’re ex-boss is a useless piece of shit.

A real boss would send one emotionless text to fire you. Only a useless POS would waste so much time calling and writing unprofessional texts.