Understandable.

Dumb. Ass.

The response you get from me will be simple: Don't get drunk next time.

Now like know your limits.

I'd you're looking for sympathy you're in the wrong place... If you can't control yourself when drunk, don't drink.

Dumbass

exactly

People like you give alcohol a bad name!

Yeah! What they said: alcohol like you gives people a bad name!

Is this what a “vivid dream” expression comes from??

I don’t know about fat, but you’re ex-boss is a useless piece of shit.

A real boss would send one emotionless text to fire you. Only a useless POS would waste so much time calling and writing unprofessional texts.

Let me guess, that other vivid dream where you were dancing around naked in the supermarket turned out to be real too?

In the category of what not to do, I present:

My general rule is that anything that has someone doing something stupid while s/he is drug (or high) is an automatic YDI.

Drink much?