Today, my obsessive ex, who recently cut my phone line to stop me from talking to my boyfriend of three years, got a job at the same restaurant where both my boyfriend and I work. FML
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Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend, who I thought was finally out of my life for good, is now dating my new manager. FML
Today, I found out my boss hired literally the only person in this town who is an ex-boyfriend. I also work with my current boyfriend. FML
Today, my psycho ex-girlfriend showed up at my new job to, "Keep an eye on me." The same ex-girlfriend who has been stalking me since we broke up. Two years ago. FML
Today, the girl my ex-boyfriend cheated on me with had a job interview at my place of work. If she gets the job, she'll be my manager. FML
Today, I found out that my three closest online friends are the same person: my obsessive ex. I met all three before he and I even started dating. FML
Today, I went for a job interview. I'd resigned at my current job and applied for somewhere closer to home. They hired me on the spot, and as I was leaving, I saw my abusive ex-boyfriend working in the store. So… now I'm working alongside my ex who abused me for two years. Time to apply elsewhere. FML
Today, my abusive ex-boyfriend yet again decided to eat at the restaurant I work at. It’s traumatizing to me, and I think that’s why he does it. FML
Today, I met my ex's new boyfriend. I was at work, cashiering at the movie theater that they were apparently having their first date at. We broke up less than 24 hours ago. FML
Today, I found out that my violent ex has moved to my country for the sole purpose of tracking me down. I know this because my former boss called and told me she gave him my address. She loves the idea of us getting back together because, "You're such a cute couple!" FML
Today, I was at dinner with my boyfriend. About 30 minutes into dinner and I see my exes come in, one by one. In the end, they were all sitting at the same table. My boyfriend got up and went to the bathroom. He came back and sat down with them. Apparently my boyfriend went through my phone and called all of them. FML
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RabbitOfAurora 28
A 'bit of paper' that will send his ass to jail if he violates it. good luck with prosecution OP; I hope all goes well and they hit him with that book hard!
that1guyyy 12
Phone line? Don't you have a cell phone or Skype? Oh and get a restraining order
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Comments (180)
ocramavaf 15
relationships in the work place are hardly ever a good idea but restraining order?
bre_yonce 5
you got the upper hand tell your coworkers about him...make it an undesirable place for him to work.
WarriorBl00d 9
First thing, OP, You shouldn't be working in the same place as your boyfriend anyways.
Sweetpea22 14
Why? Many people do and nothing happens. My BIL and sister do and they work fine and in a professional manner
Madrias 36
And why haven't you gotten a restraining order yet?
gigabyte898 7
Tomorrow's front page. "Today, I woke up to see my crazy ex wearing my boyfriend's face like a mask. FML"
worldclassrager 41
Can you change your shift?
VoodooPriestess 16
For all people saying she should get a restraining order, they are actually super hard to get. I mean you have to prove they are threat to you. Bt yeah consult the manager.
Schiffy 18
Yeah.... That's called stalking.... which is sort of..... you know..... illegal.
NodakN8V 25
Learn how to shoot... Because a 150grain full metal jacket protects more than a piece of paper does...
Gho5tk3y 17
Time to talk to your boss and the cops/neighborhood vigilantes, or buy a taser and cams. Happy hunting op