Today, my obsessive ex, who recently cut my phone line to stop me from talking to my boyfriend of three years, got a job at the same restaurant where both my boyfriend and I work. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend, who I thought was finally out of my life for good, is now dating my new manager. FML
Today, I found out my boss hired literally the only person in this town who is an ex-boyfriend. I also work with my current boyfriend. FML
Today, my psycho ex-girlfriend showed up at my new job to, "Keep an eye on me." The same ex-girlfriend who has been stalking me since we broke up. Two years ago. FML
Today, the girl my ex-boyfriend cheated on me with had a job interview at my place of work. If she gets the job, she'll be my manager. FML
Today, I found out that my three closest online friends are the same person: my obsessive ex. I met all three before he and I even started dating. FML
Today, I went for a job interview. I'd resigned at my current job and applied for somewhere closer to home. They hired me on the spot, and as I was leaving, I saw my abusive ex-boyfriend working in the store. So… now I'm working alongside my ex who abused me for two years. Time to apply elsewhere. FML
Today, my abusive ex-boyfriend yet again decided to eat at the restaurant I work at. It’s traumatizing to me, and I think that’s why he does it. FML
Today, I met my ex's new boyfriend. I was at work, cashiering at the movie theater that they were apparently having their first date at. We broke up less than 24 hours ago. FML
Today, I found out that my violent ex has moved to my country for the sole purpose of tracking me down. I know this because my former boss called and told me she gave him my address. She loves the idea of us getting back together because, "You're such a cute couple!" FML
Today, I was at dinner with my boyfriend. About 30 minutes into dinner and I see my exes come in, one by one. In the end, they were all sitting at the same table. My boyfriend got up and went to the bathroom. He came back and sat down with them. Apparently my boyfriend went through my phone and called all of them. FML
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RabbitOfAurora 28
A 'bit of paper' that will send his ass to jail if he violates it. good luck with prosecution OP; I hope all goes well and they hit him with that book hard!
that1guyyy 12
Phone line? Don't you have a cell phone or Skype? Oh and get a restraining order
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Comments (180)
silvanawernli 5
SCREAM AT HIM AND PUT HIM IN HIS PLACE. HE'S GOT TO KNOW THAT UR NOT OK WITH THIS.
Chris93Jones 20
Why would you let your ex boyfriend pay your phone bill?...
CrazyGirlfriend 21
he cut the phone lines. He physically took something sharp and snapped the lines in two. How could you not understand that?..or did you just not think about actual land phones having lines? lol
AssassinGirl089 5
My advice, if he is causing issues don't cause a scene. Go to your boss and get your ex fired. Believe me, a restraining order is just a piece of paper.
seriously_wtf22 2
Did you think he was gonna pay for your bill forever? Someone doesn't know when to let go
GLaDOS8899 14
Not everyone has a mobile phone.
Xamry14 10
She never said he was paying her bills moron.
kasey_yeah 8
you're ******* stupid
RabbitOfAurora 28
A 'bit of paper' that will send his ass to jail if he violates it. good luck with prosecution OP; I hope all goes well and they hit him with that book hard!
HelloooooNurse 20
....and that's the point when you get a CCL.
Hesher 19
The fact that most people jump to the assumption that "cutting the phone lines" means not paying the phone bill says something about the times we live in. Not every phone is a cell phone, guys.
frizz101 22
Yeah, when I read it I assumed she meant that he cut her land line. It's sad how many people assume that everyone has a cell phone...
KasiaLilith 13
it never even crossed my mind that she meant a cell phone bill.. i must be old!
falcon1987 10
#133 is completely right. After all, my dad still has a landline phone. He's getting into the groove though. Just learned to text after mom died...
DoomedGemini 38
Don't worry, it's not an old thing. I'm 18 and I immediately understood what op meant, I didn't even think about a cell phone bill.
frizz101 22
Restraining orders are extremely hard to get, unfortunately. Not to mention that if he becomes violent he can do a lot of physical damage before the police arrive, my sister had a similar case like this. The best advice you can get is to record him, especially when he talks to you and/or threatens you, tell your boss about the situation, then your boss can keep tape if you have cameras in the work place. And don't let your bf heart or threaten your stalker, it just makes it harder to put the real criminal in jail. But if you have concrete evidence that he's stalking you, you can bypass the restraining order altogether and get him thrown in jail, then when he gets out you will automatically have a restraining order against him, but hopefully he will have lost his fixation on you.
CrazyGirlfriend 21
84 has a point. it is just a piece of paper that many people violate. getting some self defense classes in case he tried to hurt her would help until the police arrive. or even having a gun that she only uses whenever things get very dangerous. some times just the presence of a weapon helps eliminate the threat. The gun should be a last resort, of course.
CrazyGirlfriend 21
self defense classes asap, and maybe a class to get a permit to carry a concealed weapon may help too if things get that bad. Of course, the weapon is a last line of defense but some times it does help when the police are on their way and youre in immediate danger.