Today, I was taking a biology final and was just randomly tapping my pencil. My teacher thought I was somehow communicating with the person next to me, and decided to fail me. FML
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Today, I found out why my biology class TA, who takes the class alongside the other students, was always so eager to collect my work. Turns out, she's been erasing my name on my papers and writing hers in all semester. My failing final grade has already been finalized. FML
Today, I got my results on a recent, important midterm. During the exam, I'd noticed my instructor had accidentally left an answers page in the test packet, so being honest, I didn't look at them. It turns out she did it on purpose to help us pass. I failed. FML
Today, I attempted to cheat on a test by writing some notes on my hand. During the test I had a question. I raised my hand. FML
Today, while I was taking a test in class, there was a question that had everyone stumped. After what seemed like forever, the teacher finally noticed and said he'd typed the question wrong. I spent more than half the time I had to complete the test on a question that wasn't even written correctly. Yes, I failed. FML
Today, I was copying an assignment from my friend and was feeling confident that I was gonna pass. I later found out I copied his name too, so the teacher failed us both. He won't talk to me now. FML
Today, I took a final for my law class. As I was taking the test, I noticed the girl on my left copying off me. I wrote all the wrong answers on my sheet while writing the correct answers on my desk hoping she would copy the wrong answers down. I forgot to write the correct answers on my test. FML
Today, I was in class just taking notes and minding my own business. The teacher has already called my parents twice complaining about me. As we are taking 3 pages of notes she grabs mine and rips them up, saying that she is sick and tired of me drawing. I was drawing the graphs on the board. FML
Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both whispered, "Sorry." Our teacher promptly gave us detention and a 0% on the test for talking. Sorry for being sorry? FML
Today, as I went into my calculus class, the teacher announced that someone had received a negative grade on the test we were getting back. I laughed and said, "Which f*cker managed to get a negative?" Turns out I'm the dumbass. FML
Today, while in class, my friend would not stop annoying me by tapping me on the shoulder every so often. After the fifth time, I lost my patience, told him to F off, and slapped his hand. Only it wasn't my friend tapping my shoulder this time, it was my teacher. FML
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Tripartita 44
Paranoid delusions are no laug—*glances at OP's username* …FML, is this really you? Have you become self-aware? What would you like me to do first, FML?
JuniorBustillos 9
She must of thought you were using morse code
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Comments (45)
Benpie 22
Talk to the teacher, or if that fails, the dean.
JuniorBustillos 9
She must of thought you were using morse code
ShadowWyvern666 16
Somebody at my school actually did get caught using morse code with a friend to cheat, so it's not completely unreasonable to think that it could happen.
MasterTron 24
Reminds me of the sound ninja from naruto who copied someone's answers to a test just from just the frequency of the tapping of the pencil
riyaap13 17
** must've :)
OysterPearls 33
These damned kids and their Morse code...
Tripartita 44
And their staplers, grain elevators, and gosh-darned vulcanised rubber pneumatic tires! Why won't why just stay off my lawn?!
Welshite 39
Pfft. Back in my day we used coughs and sneezes. The truly advanced cheaters communicated by blinking.
warrior2 20
I can communicate to my best friend by eyebrows
FitFriday 32
That's impressive
Danne696 14
Did she also fail the person she thought you were communicating with? Did she just assume you were communicating in general, not to a specific person, with your taps?
dragoongirl90 34
Go to the principal. That's ******.
Tripartita 44
Paranoid delusions are no laug—*glances at OP's username* …FML, is this really you? Have you become self-aware? What would you like me to do first, FML?
mds9986 24
Obviously it wants you to read more fml's. The more you read, the more of your soul it consumes so it can be truly self aware.
ifuckuprandomly 28
Kick the teacher in the eye socket whilst screaming "Anarchy to the beholder" and run.
d_dogg93 4
What is that supposed to mean exactly? "Anarchy to the beholder"?
TheLawIsHere 23
YDI. People making noise tapped their pens is annoying and distracting as hell
chinaski7628 32
While it's true that that can be annoying and distracting, a simple "please stop" should suffice. An accusation of cheating and a failing grade is extreme.
MrsDruidess 23
I agree!! Making noise during a test is so freaking rude! Yeah he shouldn't have been failed, the Teacher should have made him stop.
Dramori 29
@20 - If you say "please stop" you'll risk getting booted for talking in an exam though.
dabaerju 23
She must have thought you were Dexter from Dexter's Laboratory.
oathkeeper99 31
I remember that episode, then he tapped out "Ouch" in morse code after he'd been hit.