Today, my (now former) best friend kicked me out of the band I started because I wasn't 'dedicated enough' after a 3 day 'holiday' to visit my dying uncle. He also during this 3 day 'holiday' convinced my girl friend to leave me and date him. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got kicked out of my band by the guy who quit two weeks ago. The bad part? Everyone else agreed with him. FML
Today, my supposed "best friend" started going out with the girl I'd just split up with, immediately after she said she wanted to see other people. FML
Today, I was in a band with some friends and we got our first gig at a local festival, but I'd already agreed to work serving drinks at the festival. My bandmates got really annoyed and kicked me out of the band. They then went ahead and performed the song that I WROTE, without me, at the festival where I was working. FML
Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend due to our long distance relationship. She then agreed to date my best friend who lives in the same town as me. FML
Today, my now-ex dumped me at a house party, which I then couldn't leave, as all my things were at his house, where I was meant to be staying. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me for a girl he's barely known for 3 weeks. FML
Today, my girlfriend slapped me and dumped me because she thought I was gay, simply because I had to miss a date because one of my guy friends was in a car accident, and I went to see him at the hospital. FML
Today, I bought tickets for my friends and me to go to a concert. While I was in the shower, they ditched me and took my girlfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend left me for my best friend. Over a text message with "lol" in it. FML
Today, I spent hundreds of pounds buying my best friend concert tickets to see our favourite band, complete with a meet and greet. I drove over very excited to pick her up to take her. She had already left. With her boyfriend. FML
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Top comments
redbluegreen 41
Good choice with making him no longer your best friend. If she's that easily convinced and that easily betrayed... You're better off.
rukusrazor 0
You play the bass don't you.
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Comments (156)
littlegolferboy 4
Take Reel Big Fish's advice and don't start a band.
lmmmr 0
Don't take Reel Big Fish's advice on anything. Least of all regarding music.
jaystreet46 4
Ya, nobody listens to ska anymore!
quirinus 0
you totally deserved it cause you let it happen. vendetta is what you need
treizenic26 0
hmmm sounds kinda like the rocker. but if its true then FYL?
Thunk 0
Kick the shit out of him. What a punk. And your girlfriend sounds like a ****, leaving you while your uncle dies for your bandmate? What a ****
Rewban 0
You should be happy that girl and those "friends" are out of your life now, but you are still perfectly within your rights to pull a Joe Pesci on that guy and just be brutal.
jdannyl 0
Here's what actually happened, your best friend has been screwing your girlfriend for ages now and she's just decided to finally ditch you because you're clearly a gullable idiot with no balls. Your best mate then obviously had to kick you out of the band otherwise you'd be spending time together which would be awkward for both of you as you know that straight after practise he'd go stick it in your now ex girlfriend, and she'd no doubt enjoy it alot more than she did with you. Get some stones.
STAZ211 0
you're a grade A asswipe
lmmmr 0
Your life sounds completely shallow and petty and dishonest. Your band must have been terrible.
canucksrule88 0
I get what #1 is saying but its more than that. He (ex) best friend not only stole his girl but also kicked him out of his band. What a jerk.
slayer1587 0
You should've kicked him in the balls
smkeryday 0
you need to man up and kick his ass then break his guitar or drums or wtf he plays.then kick your ex in the ******...barefoot!ya
JoseCuervo 0
Well said...