Today, my (now former) best friend kicked me out of the band I started because I wasn't 'dedicated enough' after a 3 day 'holiday' to visit my dying uncle. He also during this 3 day 'holiday' convinced my girl friend to leave me and date him. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I got kicked out of my band by the guy who quit two weeks ago. The bad part? Everyone else agreed with him. FML
Today, my supposed "best friend" started going out with the girl I'd just split up with, immediately after she said she wanted to see other people. FML
Today, I was in a band with some friends and we got our first gig at a local festival, but I'd already agreed to work serving drinks at the festival. My bandmates got really annoyed and kicked me out of the band. They then went ahead and performed the song that I WROTE, without me, at the festival where I was working. FML
Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend due to our long distance relationship. She then agreed to date my best friend who lives in the same town as me. FML
Today, my now-ex dumped me at a house party, which I then couldn't leave, as all my things were at his house, where I was meant to be staying. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me for a girl he's barely known for 3 weeks. FML
Today, my girlfriend slapped me and dumped me because she thought I was gay, simply because I had to miss a date because one of my guy friends was in a car accident, and I went to see him at the hospital. FML
Today, I bought tickets for my friends and me to go to a concert. While I was in the shower, they ditched me and took my girlfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend left me for my best friend. Over a text message with "lol" in it. FML
Today, I spent hundreds of pounds buying my best friend concert tickets to see our favourite band, complete with a meet and greet. I drove over very excited to pick her up to take her. She had already left. With her boyfriend. FML
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redbluegreen 41
Good choice with making him no longer your best friend. If she's that easily convinced and that easily betrayed... You're better off.
rukusrazor 0
You play the bass don't you.
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Comments (156)
Smokes1194 0
WOW KICK THAT CLIT ****'S TEETH IN!!!!!!!!!
jciihn 0
I've been screwed over again and again in the past by so called "best friends" My advice to you is to ignore them completely and act as if nothing happened. Talk to different people, make yourself a better life. Eventually they'll try and get you back as a friend, band mate or lover. Either that or everyone will see how shit they treated you and if you never make up with them, they'll feel terrible forever. If they push it, work em over a bit. I'd say... 6 or so headbutts to the nose consecutively ought to do it ^_^
jciihn 0
[delete please] Sorry Mods =( Double post somehow o0;
just_fine_thanks 0
he's not worth it anyway. god, i hate jerks like that.
PancakeSpartan 0
This just convinces me that the world is getting more and more screwed up. He's not worth the friendship...
fugufeesh 0
whoa... this same thing just happened to me well kinda ur situation was worse hope everything works out for the best :)
brianjman14 23
send ur friend to the hospital with mental and physical pain, then give ur ex gf the **** punt
TehKevin 2
Im convinced that you should punch that son of a both in the genitals then kick him while he's down
im_rocking 0
your mistake is to consider him as your best friend in first case
IAmStricken1027 0
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