By dj163 - 16/09/2009 08:25 - Australia

Today, my (now former) best friend kicked me out of the band I started because I wasn't 'dedicated enough' after a 3 day 'holiday' to visit my dying uncle. He also during this 3 day 'holiday' convinced my girl friend to leave me and date him. FML
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redbluegreen 40

Good choice with making him no longer your best friend. If she's that easily convinced and that easily betrayed... You're better off.

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ajax06 0

kick his ass. then give your gf the **** punt

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mannix_fml 0

******* tool. 'Nuff said.

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blink831forever 13

That sucks. I'm sorry to hear that.

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lolwatlol 0

Kill him *Insert brown happy dog face* Then kill yourself

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NothingToGein 0

OP, here's what you should do. In all seriousness. Expose your ex for the dumb cheating bitch she is in front of masses of people. Publicly humiliate her. Somehow. This is imperative. Then, when your douche'bag ex-best friend confronts you about it (which he will, if he wants the girl to stay with him, at risk of looking like a pussy) you start by saying "look man, I'm sorry, I don't want any trouble." But he won't hear the "want any trouble" part because you will have already suckerpunched him into oblivion in midsentence. I know it's genius, right? Smash your instrument over his head for good measure, unless you're the vocals. Then just strangle him with the mic cord. If you're a fellow drummer, you have two sticks; it should be way too fun to even think about not kicking the shit out of him. Good luck buddy.

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tenniskettle 0

baseball bat to his face and groin seriously, he deserves that, if you dont bash his face in and ruin his chances of a family then your a pushover

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