Today, my (now former) best friend kicked me out of the band I started because I wasn't 'dedicated enough' after a 3 day 'holiday' to visit my dying uncle. He also during this 3 day 'holiday' convinced my girl friend to leave me and date him. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got kicked out of my band by the guy who quit two weeks ago. The bad part? Everyone else agreed with him. FML
Today, my supposed "best friend" started going out with the girl I'd just split up with, immediately after she said she wanted to see other people. FML
Today, I was in a band with some friends and we got our first gig at a local festival, but I'd already agreed to work serving drinks at the festival. My bandmates got really annoyed and kicked me out of the band. They then went ahead and performed the song that I WROTE, without me, at the festival where I was working. FML
Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend due to our long distance relationship. She then agreed to date my best friend who lives in the same town as me. FML
Today, my now-ex dumped me at a house party, which I then couldn't leave, as all my things were at his house, where I was meant to be staying. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me for a girl he's barely known for 3 weeks. FML
Today, my girlfriend slapped me and dumped me because she thought I was gay, simply because I had to miss a date because one of my guy friends was in a car accident, and I went to see him at the hospital. FML
Today, I bought tickets for my friends and me to go to a concert. While I was in the shower, they ditched me and took my girlfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend left me for my best friend. Over a text message with "lol" in it. FML
Today, I spent hundreds of pounds buying my best friend concert tickets to see our favourite band, complete with a meet and greet. I drove over very excited to pick her up to take her. She had already left. With her boyfriend. FML
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Top comments
redbluegreen 41
Good choice with making him no longer your best friend. If she's that easily convinced and that easily betrayed... You're better off.
rukusrazor 0
You play the bass don't you.
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Comments (156)
No_Life23 0
Beat the living shit out of this scumbag.
ajax06 0
kick his ass. then give your gf the **** punt
mannix_fml 0
******* tool. 'Nuff said.
blink831forever 13
That sucks. I'm sorry to hear that.
akiro525 3
just pray he gets run over.
puddinpowder 0
girls are stupid. so are musicians.
Samuraixman 3
Pray they all die in a tragic car acident
lolwatlol 0
Kill him *Insert brown happy dog face* Then kill yourself
NothingToGein 0
OP, here's what you should do. In all seriousness. Expose your ex for the dumb cheating bitch she is in front of masses of people. Publicly humiliate her. Somehow. This is imperative. Then, when your douche'bag ex-best friend confronts you about it (which he will, if he wants the girl to stay with him, at risk of looking like a pussy) you start by saying "look man, I'm sorry, I don't want any trouble." But he won't hear the "want any trouble" part because you will have already suckerpunched him into oblivion in midsentence. I know it's genius, right? Smash your instrument over his head for good measure, unless you're the vocals. Then just strangle him with the mic cord. If you're a fellow drummer, you have two sticks; it should be way too fun to even think about not kicking the shit out of him. Good luck buddy.
tenniskettle 0
baseball bat to his face and groin seriously, he deserves that, if you dont bash his face in and ruin his chances of a family then your a pushover