Today, my (now former) best friend kicked me out of the band I started because I wasn't 'dedicated enough' after a 3 day 'holiday' to visit my dying uncle. He also during this 3 day 'holiday' convinced my girl friend to leave me and date him. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I got kicked out of my band by the guy who quit two weeks ago. The bad part? Everyone else agreed with him. FML
Today, my supposed "best friend" started going out with the girl I'd just split up with, immediately after she said she wanted to see other people. FML
Today, I was in a band with some friends and we got our first gig at a local festival, but I'd already agreed to work serving drinks at the festival. My bandmates got really annoyed and kicked me out of the band. They then went ahead and performed the song that I WROTE, without me, at the festival where I was working. FML
Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend due to our long distance relationship. She then agreed to date my best friend who lives in the same town as me. FML
Today, my now-ex dumped me at a house party, which I then couldn't leave, as all my things were at his house, where I was meant to be staying. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me for a girl he's barely known for 3 weeks. FML
Today, my girlfriend slapped me and dumped me because she thought I was gay, simply because I had to miss a date because one of my guy friends was in a car accident, and I went to see him at the hospital. FML
Today, I bought tickets for my friends and me to go to a concert. While I was in the shower, they ditched me and took my girlfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend left me for my best friend. Over a text message with "lol" in it. FML
Today, I spent hundreds of pounds buying my best friend concert tickets to see our favourite band, complete with a meet and greet. I drove over very excited to pick her up to take her. She had already left. With her boyfriend. FML
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Top comments
redbluegreen 41
Good choice with making him no longer your best friend. If she's that easily convinced and that easily betrayed... You're better off.
rukusrazor 0
You play the bass don't you.
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kbh05374 0
you go to his house at night, and burn it to the ground. Then you create an email address and send what ever dirt you have on the girlfriend to her parents
Underwhelmed 0
At first I thought you meant your dying uncle convinced your girlfriend to date him and I was like, DAMN, you uncle is preeeeetty ****** persuasive.
GeekLogic 0
He must have totally used the "but I'm dying" line. Smooth old coot.
PenNameHere 0
cut open his scrotum, rip out his testes, and stuff them so far up his ass they come out his nose. :D
plexico 4
You're a wonderful judge of character.
foreverlove_ 0
Looks like you can now get a better band, better friends, AND a better girlfriend. When you have the best local band in town and a hot girlfriend, thank them! :P
kukopia 0
You obviously watch way to many after-school specials.
lmmmr 0
If you watched more maybe you would learn the proper usage of two/to/too.
foreverlove_ 0
Hey, gotta watch something.
F_Munoz 0
shit, he has no right to kick you out of the band you started, especially because of you had to visit your dying uncle. did you tell the other band members about that? you should kick his ass out of the band.
kukopia 0
Props to you for saying 'now former' Take your time plotting revenge on them. You've got plenty of time for it now that you're not in the band.
DrunkenValor 0
If you get kicked out of a local band your life is truly ******. Granted, if they're a dedicated local band, then well, obviously life didn't pan out the way they wanted. - Are you thirty?
aback 5
You've got to start hanging with a better class of people.
Satyromaniac 0
Your girlfriend's left you, your best friend has betrayed you, your life has been ****** sideways. Only one option now; cold revenge. Godspeed young warrior.