Today, my new girlfriend canceled my badly needed haircut appointment. She feels that having my female hairstylist wash and cut my hair involves "too much touching" and "counts as cheating." FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my girlfriend decided to get a new haircut. Now, she hates the haircut and blames me for, in her words, "turning me into something I'm not." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of a bad haircut. She was the one who cut my hair. FML
Today, after months of her begging me, I let my girlfriend cut my hair for the first time. It turned out so badly that we are now "taking a break until it looks normal again." FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I was "changing too much." My big change was a haircut. FML
Today, I got the haircut I've been wanting for ages. I then called my girlfriend of two years and asked what she would do if I got a haircut. She told me she would dump me and then invited me to her house for dinner. I'm scared to go. FML
Today, I got a professional haircut for the first time in 2 years. I wanted it touching the tops of my shoulders and thats what length the stylist cut it to. After she washed my hair she decided to 'touch it up' and cut way too much off. I now have a Karen cut. FML
Today, I got offered a free $80 salon haircut by a girl I've liked for awhile. Thinking this was my chance to get close to her, I accepted, only to find out it was for a class her boyfriend was teaching. He was the one cutting my hair. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I got a haircut without asking for his permission first. FML
Today, I went to get a haircut. I have a pretty bad case of dandruff, so whenever I get one, a lot of it shows. My hairstylist called to her nearby friend twice, then looked at my hair and said, "Blech" under her breath. I got glares when I walked out. FML
Today, my new girlfriend demanded that I delete all my female friends' numbers. Her rationale is, “When them bitches are going through some shit, a shoulder to cry on becomes a dick to ride on.” When I refused, she promptly dumped me because she doesn’t "need a potential cheater” in her life. FML
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Top comments
jks0308 22
that's a major red flag bro
Csoi 28
I'm sorry, but you should have a conversation with her about it, or even dump her. That much jealously isn't very healthy.
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Comments (172)
EvilLittleMan 23
What is up with these girls? Lucid dreams, now haircuts. I am curious to know the age of these overly protected and concerned girlfriends.
MadJessTic 29
Run man.. Don't walk..Run Away from that!!
thunderniron 22
Sounds like it's time for a new, new girlfriend to me.
zebra3_fml 7
people on here are too polarizing. yes, you're free to leave her. that said, she is free to be uncomfortable with it but it is certainly not cheating.
MandieL 27
She may be free to be uncomfortable with it, she is not free to cancel his appointment and make unfounded accusations though. At least not without negative consequences.
DeadxManxWalking 27
I'll start the car
dansco 25
Run! If this is how the relationship starts you need to run away! It will get worse.
LFkBear 6
Run, don't walk, as far away as possible.
Jurbla 14
No conversation, she just takes control of your life away from you over a HAIR CUT. Sir, I ask that YOU ask yourself if this at all sounds like a woman who is in the right mental state to be in a healthy, loving, trusting, give and take relationship or if her insecurity and controlling nature is only likely to get worse from here. I personally think you need to break this off IMMEDIATELY before it gets any more out of control. This kind of insecurity takes years in therapy to fix and it'll only be harder and take longer for her to heal if she's in a relationship that so constantly triggers her insecurity. If she doesn't want therapy? All the more reason for you to leave. Either way, nothing's getting better while you're together. Too severe
fishinpink 20
:- hmmm....seagulls fly....but you have a valid point
EvilLittleMan 23
Well played 68...