By crazyattracts - 31/07/2016 05:53 - United States - Simi Valley

Today, my new girlfriend canceled my badly needed haircut appointment. She feels that having my female hairstylist wash and cut my hair involves "too much touching" and "counts as cheating." FML
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Csoi 28

I'm sorry, but you should have a conversation with her about it, or even dump her. That much jealously isn't very healthy.

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gracehi 31

She's a *NEW* girlfriend and she's already a possessive, controlling, jealous, psycho? Aaaaaw HELL no! You better send her a "Dear John," change your locks, your number and your route to work before you end up locked in her basement. Don't laugh because that's not a joke. That amount of crazy is crazy by crazy's standards.

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FalloutScrolls 25

Today, it's not getting a female hair stylist. Tomorrow, it's not going to a restaurant and having a female server. Next, you won't be allowed to have a female cashier at a store. Then, how dare you glance in that other woman's general direction. Sooner or later, you'll have to spend all day indoors and not even go to work because who knows how many females you pass by in traffic and well...that's obviously too close proximity. She sounds like a keeper!

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Lalala579121 27

And that female neighbor that lives across the street? Nope, it's time to move out to the country.

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Dalagninja 8

Imagine having a female doctor and OP needs a life saving procedure...

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Epickitty58 29

she knows how much guys get turned on by their heads being sensually rubbed as they get shampooed....

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Heteroscodra 8

Red flag, get out while you can. I have an ex like that and he threatened to beat me up for speaking to my dad, started out with a little jealousy.

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simongren 5

I had an ex that did the same thing about my coworkers, then the person at the convenience store, then my family. When I was in the hospital they got upset because my nurse was female. Seriously OP, it's a major red flag

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NoahK2003 16

You need to "cut" her out of your life

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gil98 2

Be grateful crazy came out so clearly. At least you know before it's too late... *cough* BE MY BABY'S DADDY *cough*

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LyricaSilvan 29

Unless that baby ends up being a girl. Heaven forbid he be touched by ANY other female, even their own child.

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