By Louis - France - Le Mans FML's Who's Responsible…? Does this guy really deserve it so many times? And who did it? We know. 0 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Canada Today, I had to throw away twenty condoms that were all expired, because that's how active my sex life is. FML I agree, your life sucks 24024 You deserved it 5438 65 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Chicago So, it is not immoral ? Today, my parents were arguing about their relationship. My mom, who is very Christian, yells at my dad for watching porn. My dad responds, "Of course I watch porn, I've told you! I have shown you!" He is also the one who stressed to me at a very young age that porn is immoral. FML I agree, your life sucks 1796 You deserved it 154 10 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Australia - Mangerton Today, while camping, I was given the sex talk, along with visuals created with marshmallows and a roasting fork. FML I agree, your life sucks 33424 You deserved it 3442 57 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By loli-conned - United Kingdom Today, I was shopping for my little sister's birthday. She loves manga. I've never read manga, so I bought a couple of novels from the "popular" shelf. Turns out if they have white covers it means they are "adult" books. I bought my sister a "lolicon" manga - filled with prebuscent naked girls. FML I agree, your life sucks 39919 You deserved it 22454 302 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because her mom said she would buy her a pug if she did. I got dumped for a dog, and an ugly one for that matter. FML I agree, your life sucks 39576 You deserved it 6956 166 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Charlotte Today, my sister and her two-year-old came to my place for a visit. Not long after arriving, my niece ripped off her diaper and immediately took a dump on my white carpet. Guess who had to 'suddenly' leave afterwards, leaving me to clean up the mess. FML I agree, your life sucks 43809 You deserved it 2963 93 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Ready to break up - 8/1/2021 05:01 - United States - Hesperia Smells like victory Today, my girlfriend and her best friend have been in a contest to see who can go the longest without showering. They’ve just hit day 22. They smell so bad, I can’t stand to be in the same room with them anymore. I'm really about to dump her. FML I agree, your life sucks 1159 You deserved it 236 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By lft - United States Today, I called over my math teacher to ask a question. I have a really bad cold. I asked him about a problem and he reached over my desk to point at the diagram and explain it. Then I suddenly had to sneeze and I got tons of snot all over his hand and arm. FML I agree, your life sucks 48847 You deserved it 10131 127 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 27/2/2021 18:30 - United States - Gloucester Crossword anxiety Today, I've been so anxious that I downloaded a crossword app to try to focus. You get stars whenever you complete a puzzle, either 1, 2, or 3. I'm now up to 400 stars and placed first in a competition I didn't even know I was participating in. I'm still anxious. FML I agree, your life sucks 828 You deserved it 136 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By shit.... - Malaysia - Kuala Selangor Today, I was making out with my girlfriend, and things started getting pretty hot. That is, until I tried to remove her shirt. Somehow, I managed to grab her pajama shorts and give her a violent wedgie. FML I agree, your life sucks 19562 You deserved it 31209 96 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By caitiexob - United States Today, I found a note in my locker from a really hot guy asking me to prom. I went up to him saying how excited I was to go. He said "Oh you got the note?" and slipped it into the locker next to me. FML I agree, your life sucks 45189 You deserved it 2602 21 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By rollercoaster - United States Today, my boyfriend of over a year broke up with me. Completely crushed, I spent an hour gathering up everything he ever gave me. Then he calls back to say how stupid he was and how he wanted me back. I was ecstatic. An hour later he figured out he was okay with his first decision. FML I agree, your life sucks 44923 You deserved it 4643 92 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By I must suck at singing - United States Today, my neighbor had a word with me for being "loud in the bedroom" last night. I haven't had any action for two years now, but I was too happy that she thought I'd got lucky to tell her the truth. So what was I really doing last night? Trying to sing like Christina Aguilera. FML I agree, your life sucks 40370 You deserved it 7044 34 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 18/12/2020 23:58 - Antigua and Barbuda - Saint John's Caring Today, I woke up with a fever, headache and sore throat. All the symptoms of Covid-19. I told my husband, whose responded with, "Sack up and get over yourself." FML I agree, your life sucks 839 You deserved it 151 9 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By SNBBFF - United States Today, it was my birthday. We had a huge family dinner and everyone was invited, including my boyfriend. My family is kind of stuck-up, so I was very nervous about him meeting them. He got into an argument with my uncle over how "awesome" Van Halen is, and ignored me all night. FML I agree, your life sucks 27822 You deserved it 4286 157 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Australia - Chatswood Today, my husband and I finally agreed on something: marriage counseling. FML I agree, your life sucks 31942 You deserved it 6223 132 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By ouch - United States Today, I was in class when all of a sudden I was hit in the head by a metal pencil case. My teacher threw it at me to get my attention. FML I agree, your life sucks 19677 You deserved it 35410 146 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Username - United States Today, after applying sunscreen to myself every two hours, I still got sunburned. Through my clothes. FML I agree, your life sucks 33245 You deserved it 4658 202 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 12/4/2021 02:00 Check yourself before you wreck yourself Today, I dumped my girlfriend because she frequently wouldn't answer my texts or phone calls, and not call or message back for days. I felt that bringing it up made me a control freak. I couldn't take it anymore. FML I agree, your life sucks 1065 You deserved it 261 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By vbscb - Australia Today, I was babysitting my niece when we decided to play hide and seek. I went in the shed, and waited. After waiting a while, I went to go back inside to see what was happening. I saw my niece had locked all the doors and was eating cookies on the kitchen bench. FML I agree, your life sucks 13905 You deserved it 39469 96 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By PizzaPants - United States - Denver Today, I dropped a pizza I made. Don't worry though, I caught it between my hands and legs. I no longer have fingerprints on my right hand. FML I agree, your life sucks 19617 You deserved it 1996 54 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Australia - Mona Vale Today, I walked out of a job interview feeling confident because I'd really hit it off with the interviewer. He called me an hour later to tell me that I didn't get the job, since he was afraid we'd "get along too well and never get any work done." FML I agree, your life sucks 56631 You deserved it 3716 52 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By ohlordhelpmenow - United States Today, my dad created a new rule: It isn't old until there's mold. FML I agree, your life sucks 29426 You deserved it 2673 127 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By fattymcbutterpants - United States Today, I'm a nanny. After the kids went to bed the dog wouldn't stop barking violently unless I held the end of a blanket for him to hump. I need a raise. FML I agree, your life sucks 36682 You deserved it 3497 167 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Chanman1924 - United States Today, my friend put my phone number on Craigslist. I still can't find the ad, but obviously everyone else can because I still haven't stopped receiving naked pictures. FML I agree, your life sucks 37465 You deserved it 3738 135 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I was attacked by clowns at work. I don't work at the circus. FML I agree, your life sucks 34890 You deserved it 3730 98 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By sorry - United States - Columbus Blind love Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I slightly hesitated when she asked if she was beautiful. I am blind. FML I agree, your life sucks 2462 You deserved it 205 16 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Stolen valor Today, I was on Facebook when I saw a picture a popular girl I don't talk to had posted of her fake ID. She had used my full name and identical signature. FML I agree, your life sucks 1727 You deserved it 105 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By kyla - United States Today, while shopping at American Eagle, I found the same "$1,500" wedding ring my fiancé proposed to me with, marked on sale for $10.95. FML I agree, your life sucks 54973 You deserved it 9574 460 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - San Diego Today, I have to deal with being laughed at by my mother and sister, because they keep making sharp movements towards me, causing me to flinch. This is because I got mugged and beaten last night. They think it's hysterical. FML I agree, your life sucks 48714 You deserved it 3047 114 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anon - United States - Denton Today, after nearly a year of being stalked, harassed and even terrorized, the police finally found out who my stalker was. It was my 19-year-old son, who thought it would be a fun prank to pull. FML I agree, your life sucks 52791 You deserved it 5938 104 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By MaySheRestinPeace With friends like these… Today, a friend asked me to cover his shift at work because his grandmother died. Like any decent friend, I obliged. Later, after leaving, I walked by a bar and saw him inside, laughing and doing shots with all of our friends. FML I agree, your life sucks 1939 You deserved it 132 10 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Amazon Ruined My Life Today, my mother opened her birthday gift in front of my entire family. Two days ago, I ordered an essential oil diffuser and flesh light from Amazon. Guess which one she got? FML I agree, your life sucks 1206 You deserved it 3304 10 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 16/5/2020 17:00 Time don't heal nothing Today, I was sitting in my garden with my younger sister when she told me that she'd found pictures of me from a decade ago. She also told me that I've changed a lot over the years, because back then I was still pretty. My neighbours overheard it and started laughing out loud. FML I agree, your life sucks 1690 You deserved it 170 0 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By elizio - United States - Trenton Today, I went to a high school reunion. An old friend I hadn't seen in a while suddenly came up to me and gasped, "Oh, thank God!" I was about to greet her and catch up when she added, "I'm not the only one who gained weight!" FML I agree, your life sucks 26554 You deserved it 2899 42 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By jared77 - United States Today, my mom decided to give me a bloodcurdlingly graphic sex talk. On a plane. I'm 23. FML I agree, your life sucks 34614 You deserved it 2848 140 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By TANT - United States Today, I decided to start working out because my friends said I'm scrawny and weak. I bought an expensive giant container of protein powder to take before during work outs. I wasn't strong enough to open the lid. FML I agree, your life sucks 74431 You deserved it 24510 0 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I went to my gyn to see what a painful lump is under my armpit. Turns out it's breast tissue, and yes, it will fill up with milk when I'm pregnant. I essentially have three boobs. FML I agree, your life sucks 40316 You deserved it 2821 247 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By minustoenail - United States - San Francisco Today, as I entered a stairwell, the fire alarm went off, triggering the automatic fire doors to close. The one I was walking through ran over my foot, ripping my toenail, and then smacked me in the face. FML I agree, your life sucks 24411 You deserved it 1979 58 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Username - United States Today, I realized I get more pleasure from a tampon than my boyfriend I have been having sex with for the past six months. FML I agree, your life sucks 37878 You deserved it 7208 159 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
Today, my roommate walked in on me going down on my girlfriend in our shared living area. She was embarrassed for about 20 seconds, then pushed my head... I agree, your life sucks 233 You deserved it 352 6 Comments
Today, I woke up naked in my best friend's roommate's bed. We had sex and I puked on the bed. My first sex in over a year and I don't remember a thing.... I agree, your life sucks 202 You deserved it 547 4 Comments