Love: Today, my new girlfriend canceled my badly needed haircut appointment....

By crazyattracts - 31/07/2016 05:53 - United States - Simi Valley

Today, my new girlfriend canceled my badly needed haircut appointment. She feels that having my female hairstylist wash and cut my hair involves "too much touching" and "counts as cheating." FML

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By Nogood - 10/03/2013 09:09 - Australia - Wahroonga

Today, my girlfriend decided to get a new haircut. Now, she hates the haircut and blames me for, in her words, "turning me into something I'm not." FML

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By meach - 06/08/2011 04:58 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of a bad haircut. She was the one who cut my hair. FML

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By badhairday - 26/12/2010 01:38 - United States

Today, after months of her begging me, I let my girlfriend cut my hair for the first time. It turned out so badly that we are now "taking a break until it looks normal again." FML

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By athlete47 - 03/08/2019 14:00

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I was "changing too much." My big change was a haircut. FML

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By Fmylife.25 - 03/09/2010 19:56 - United States

Today, I got the haircut I've been wanting for ages. I then called my girlfriend of two years and asked what she would do if I got a haircut. She told me she would dump me and then invited me to her house for dinner. I'm scared to go. FML

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By Mr_Jah - 04/07/2016 20:33 - United States - Boerne

Today, I got offered a free $80 salon haircut by a girl I've liked for awhile. Thinking this was my chance to get close to her, I accepted, only to find out it was for a class her boyfriend was teaching. He was the one cutting my hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/07/2024 16:00 - United States - Lafayette

Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I got a haircut without asking for his permission first. FML

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By ElectroSpecter - 23/02/2019 14:00

Today, I went to get a haircut. I have a pretty bad case of dandruff, so whenever I get one, a lot of it shows. My hairstylist called to her nearby friend twice, then looked at my hair and said, "Blech" under her breath. I got glares when I walked out. FML

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By Evan - 10/10/2022 15:30 - United States

Today, my new girlfriend demanded that I delete all my female friends' numbers. Her rationale is, “When them bitches are going through some shit, a shoulder to cry on becomes a dick to ride on.” When I refused, she promptly dumped me because she doesn’t "need a potential cheater” in her life. FML

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By ruhrohraggy - 28/07/2019 16:00

Today, I got a haircut. I wanted three inches cut off. When the lady finished, she had cut off everything but three inches of my hair. FML

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jks0308 22

Sunday 31 July 2016 19:43

that's a major red flag bro

Csoi 28

Sunday 31 July 2016 19:45

I'm sorry, but you should have a conversation with her about it, or even dump her. That much jealously isn't very healthy.

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_EnderDoge 22

Monday 1 August 2016 1:51

Time for a new girlfriend.

quicksandy 11

Monday 1 August 2016 1:52

She's probably messing around. My ex did sh*t like that. And she was the one cheating the whole time.

Bunnyluver 20

Monday 1 August 2016 2:24

The same could be said for her.

samwilliams800 28

Monday 1 August 2016 2:34

Your new girlfriend (hopefully ex) is a insecure moron.

mynoch 7

Monday 1 August 2016 2:37

Be like Forest Gump - ruuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnn!

Erbtosis 10

Monday 1 August 2016 2:38

A female that crazy! Time to show her you are comfortable with her. Be obnoxious, make crazy demands, and be gross. Make her dump you.

LifeTrolls 16

Monday 1 August 2016 2:55

Run. Run while you still can.

howbout_thisone 13

Monday 1 August 2016 3:45

Run. Now. That's a big red flag.

CrazedSanity 17

Monday 1 August 2016 4:02

Run far, run fast.

Ebola_fml 20

Monday 1 August 2016 4:05

Her ob/gyn appointments are no problem though?

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