ClairvoyantVamp

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About Clairvoyantvamp
I created this because I figured that now that I've gotten an FML published and I have read FMLs for a while now, I ought to just join. That being said, my life is pretty good, all in all. I like fashion, piano, classic literature, and intelligent people.
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Clairvoyantvamp's FML badges

  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

  • Perfectionist

    Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

  • Socialite

    You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

  • The rules are the rules

    Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.

  • This isn't what should be happening

    You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.

  • I never take things to heart

    Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.

  • Tell us what happened next

    You've commented on an FML that you sent in

  • Happy ending

    Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

  • I like your style

    You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!

  • One ring to rule them all

    You submitted an FML, that was subsequently published, and statistically this makes you an exceptional person.

  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    25%

  • What'ch'all looking at?

    You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
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  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    69%

  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    8%

  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    4%

  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
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  • 42

    See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
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  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    26%

  • Going for gold

    You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?
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  • I’m your new creative director

    You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
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  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    54%

  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    20%

  • Tweet, tweet

    You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
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  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    21%

  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
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  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
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  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    84%

  • My diary is a collector's item

    There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.
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  • Happy month-versary

    You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
    443%

  • I liked to the power of 20

    You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
    5%

  • Picture this FML

    You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
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  • Profile completed

    You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
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Clairvoyantvamp's favorite FMLs

Kelnyquist tells us more.

Kelnyquist 22
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OP here! This was the first time I was handling a client on my own. I've been an apprentice for several years and I was recommended to this lady by a friend of mine. I guess their conversation about me somehow made it seem as if I would do the first lesson free. I did get the payment. Me and the horse are getting on just fine now and our lessons have been reduced to thirty minutes a day. He even greets me at the gate!

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BabsZilla 6
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OP Here. To answer some questions and lay down some facts. My housemate and I lived with my parents for a long time until I turned 18, then we had a house all lined up, and we moved out together about 15 minutes away. Not far, I am still in High School, and I wanted to remain close to my parents. I am of legal age here in Cali, and we are "careful" (Meaning we have safe sex with the pull-out method and birth control) My parents came into our house with the spare key I gave my mother for EMERGENCIES and planted 28 nanny-cams EVERYWHERE! We had to go through every piece of furniture and decor that we have to find them all. She called me literally 5 minutes after we finished having our "fun" to tell me she was watching me. I love my mum, but if this was to "protect" me, that's taking it too far. Thanks for commenting. Needless to say, we only have sex in the bedroom now...

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