Today, my new boyfriend with whom I'm completely smitten called me and told me he had an early Valentine's Day gift for me. Gonorrhea. FML
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Today, my Christmas present from my boyfriend was chlamydia. FML
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Today, after realizing it burned when I peed, I found out the boy I waited two years to have sex with gave me gonorrhea. FML
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Today, I received a text from the woman with whom my boyfriend and I recently had a threesome. After years of fantasizing, I finally experienced what it was like to be with another girl. Now we also get to experience what it's like to have gonorrhea. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the guy I've been seeing. He confessed that he gave me chlamydia. FML
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mellajella 14
At least it's not an untreatable STD.
CurvyisCool 22
It's the gift that keeps on giving.
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Comments (93)
toxxickittyy 19
Why are people saying to stop the relationship? Its a new relationship, she in no one insinuated that he was cheating and he probably had it before they got together. It happens, its the way of 2015. If you really like him, don't dump him for that. Hope it works out for you OP.
nitrog100 21
Neisseria gonorrhoeae. Verdict: cephtriaxione, azithromycin, and future condom use.
dougfrank 12
The gift that keeps on giving!
ljrdz 7
awwww love and antibiotics....its a beautiful thing
imbedderdenu 23
ummm still smitten? :/
ZombieSazza 34
This is why in new relationships you use condone until you are both tested green
nialls_girl 13
At least it's not viral...
Rainbow_Princess 16
make sure its treated properly. Its stuff like this that can stop you having kids.
mosquito19 14
I am sure you are gonna say to yourself " it's okay, at least it's not herpes".
lindafayeh 7
I'm guessing you had unprotected sex without getting each other tested for the various STD (HIV, herpes, etc) Your lucky all you got was the clap its curable