FML : Ménage à nope

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Ménage à nope

Today, I received a text from the woman with whom my boyfriend and I recently had a threesome. After years of fantasizing, I finally experienced what it was like to be with another girl. Now we also get to experience what it's like to have gonorrhea. FML

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By 3somer - / Sunday 20 August 2017 04:29 /

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By RichardPencil | 27

#7531735 - Sunday 20 August 2017 5:27

I salute you! You deserve a round of applause for having such an adventure. Or, at least a clap.

By DanielleinDC | 31

#7531730 - Sunday 20 August 2017 5:04

You should have been tested beforehand. And used protection. Hope this clears up soon.

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By alvarny | 17

#7531728 - Sunday 20 August 2017 4:44

the experience just got more memorable...

By DanielleinDC | 31

#7531730 - Sunday 20 August 2017 5:04

You should have been tested beforehand. And used protection. Hope this clears up soon.

By RichardPencil | 27

#7531735 - Sunday 20 August 2017 5:27

I salute you! You deserve a round of applause for having such an adventure. Or, at least a clap.

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ChristianH39 | 30

#7533498 - Thursday 24 August 2017 20:43

Never change.

By azouwa | 26

#7531744 - Sunday 20 August 2017 6:03

There is a cure for that.

By acmariner99 | 21

#7531750 - Sunday 20 August 2017 7:30

*slow clap*

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RichardPencil | 27

#7531850 - Sunday 20 August 2017 14:38

The clap has to be quick and firm to get out all of the pus.

By Mungolikecandy | 17

#7531858 - Sunday 20 August 2017 15:03

Unless you really know the person, safe sex is the only way.

By Talented73 | 53

#7531935 - Sunday 20 August 2017 19:24

YDI. Never have sex with a stranger.... Unless you are "stranger" than they are!

By Lee Elliott | 4

#7532055 - Monday 21 August 2017 3:09

hell, that's just a shot. least it wasn't something you get to take with you forever.

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